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Homeysexual

When a homeboy or homegirl spends all of his/her time fawning over a homey of the same sex. This homey crush goes beyond the scope of best friends. The casual observer would often mistake this as just a simple homosexual relationship. However upon closer inspection i.e. saggin` pants, oversize sports jerseys, baseball caps at many different angles, accompanied with nicknames such as dawg, playa, and gangsta the homeysexual is easily identified.
When one homey co-worker packs another same sex homey co-workers lunch each day for him. The homeysexuals "homey crush" has also inspired him to move within walking distance of his "dawg".
Homeysexual by A. Mericanweb February 21, 2008
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Hummusexual

'Noun' pronounced 'hummus-sexual'.
A degrading description of that shit cunt mate that thinks hummus compliments every fucking food group, the simple fact they endorse it and are so queer about it that even gay people call them faggots..
" oi jeff ya fuckin ass clown, no cunt here wants to dip chips in ya shitcunt chickpea cum.. go get some french onion dip ya fuckin hummusexual!!"
Hummusexual by R Cavallaro March 13, 2020

happysexual 

I'm not heterosexual, homosexual or bisexual. I'm happysexual, whoever makes me happy.
happysexual by TheDesiredOne November 6, 2013

hummusexual

A person who prefers eating hummus to having sex.
Chris refused Mandy's advances in the bar and headed out, buying hummus on his way home. I suspect that he's a hummusexual.
hummusexual by amirfekr November 13, 2015

homeysexual

A rapper or thug that isn't gay, but just likes to fool around with other guys sometimes.
"Dawg, I'm not gay. I'm just a homeysexual."
homeysexual by Carlosos October 16, 2003

Hammasexual 

Like beastiality but worse. Theres a chance you will be turned on by animals
Hamma fucked the shit out of karems dog he must be a hammasexual
Hammasexual by 4dielolz June 8, 2016

Homeysexual

The sexual attraction to the homeys which isn’t gay since they usually have socks on.
Bro I think Bryan’s homeysexual, him and Jacob be acting pretty sussy!