hammerhead 

A Mormon girl from central Utah whose eyes have spread out, over many years of incest,a perfect example EVOLUTION.

As a young boy, I recall the trips to Salt Lake City and trolling for hammerheads on State Street.

hammerhead by craig john November 11, 2006

Hammerhead 

Australian slang for a circumcised penis

When he flashed her she saw he was a hammerhead.

Hammerhead by Crazy Bald Man July 29, 2006

Hammerhead 

Drew fatslinger's pyscho dirtbag girlfriend whose eyes are spread so far apart that her head takes on the form of a hammerhead shark.

Ashley is a hammerhead whore whose pussy smells like scallops and gets no satifaction from Drew's tiny flacid snail weiner.

Ashley: "Drew, why do those cool ass motherfuckers you call friends call me hammerhead behind my back and sometimes to my face when they dont think I can hear them?"

Drew: "Because, your fat nasty head is so big that it causes your retarded eyes to spread ridiculously far apart you look like a dirty fucking hammerhead whore."

Hammerhead by chonger December 28, 2005

hammerhead 

when a man is inappropriate with a woman during sex (shits on her, punches her, hits her, etc.), and the disgruntled woman whips out a hammer and smacks him in the fucking face until he is dead. then she takes his money and runs away. then she blames it on self defense, or just has sex with the policemen to get away with it.

tenzin tried to give me an alabama hotpocket, so i took out my trusty hammer and hammerheaded his sorry ass. now he is dead. muahahaha.

hammerhead by lhamo_is_zema December 7, 2009

hammerhead 

someone who copies every single fucking joke you say. Basically, a massive, unoriginal twat.

Person 1 - "lmao you have aids."
Person 2 - "yeah lmao you have aids."
Person 1 - "stfu you fucking hammerhead cunt."

hammerhead by FingerCrossAndGodBless June 13, 2017

Hammerhead 

An evolution of the turtlehead. A hammerhead occurs when the turtles head is squashed between your butt cheeks into a boomerang style shape not disimilar to the head of the afformentioned hammerhead shark.

Reg was taking a dump when the fire alarm went off. He jumped to his feet, buttocks tensed and then realised he had given himself a massive hammerhead.

Hammerhead by craftyscouser April 6, 2011

Hammerhead 

The name for what your penis looks like when only the head of the penis fills with blood and you don't actually have an erection. It could happen when sitting down and then standing up quickly or anytime.

I was sleeping and right when I woke up and headed for the bathroom I noticed my hammerhead

Hammerhead by jive robots November 3, 2010