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An excess of soft, jiggly, underarm fat where a tricep should be located. Almost exclusively reserved for overweight women.
Look how those hamhocks jiggle when she waves.
by Harry_Balsagna September 26, 2022
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The vaginal lips of a female that have been severly beaten and over-cooked then blackened to a charbroiled crisp due to years of extensive abuse while trickin te track.
There go that nasty ass lunch lady from school. Ya " I heard her shit smells likes roasted hamhocks."
by ruffridin4247 January 8, 2010
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Hammocking

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hammocking is a sexual practice which involves two people and a hammock. The person who wishes to be hammocked lies on a bed underuneath a hammock. this hammock must contain their naked lover. When the naked lover is least expecting it, you should cut the the strings of the hammock, thus allowing the naked lover to fall on top of you. this is very sexy and really turns on campers, as they enjoy sleeping in hammocks.

a word of caution, you should not try hammocking if you are very skinny and your naked lover is over weight. this may result in crushing and death.

For all of those people who are regular size- ENJOY!
HOW DID YOU KNOW I LOVE HAMMOCKING!
by stephhasafannyrash June 14, 2010
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Jeez, check out those hamhocks.
by eniact May 16, 2003
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Hamhock

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A chic who is a very, very good lay!
I hooked up with this chic Mandy lastnight!
What a Hamhock!
by dixiedog November 16, 2003
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A sheet of netted or sheet material you tie between two vertical objects and lie in to relax.
"Dude, I'm gonna take this fruity cocktail over to the palm trees and lie in the hamhock."
by aioue April 30, 2009
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Leave bobot alone, whore.
by Fuck you HamHocks February 24, 2004
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