the sexy hamburgler is what happens when god deems that the second coming must come and the bringer shall be the most glorious bastard of all. looking like an inkling mixed with an aidan if you read this you are cursed and need to type sexy hamburgler in one of your friend's web browsers (he prefers safari, cause it sucks.)

Thanos: Oh god, the sexy hamburgler is here.
Shaggy: We will most surely perish.
Matt: Goodbye, my brothers. May we meet again in the next life.

sexy hamburgler by Sir Kibble September 12, 2019

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The Hamburgler

When a girl uses the grease from a fast food hamburger as lubricant for a kickin' handjob.

"After eating some White Castle's I turned on some Barry White, lit some candles and that girl gave me quite the hamburgler!"

The Hamburgler by KuJo December 12, 2004

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hamburgalar

the mcdonalds character that steals hamburgers from the other mcdonalds friends

did you see that cocksucking hamburgalar steal ronald mcdonalds hamburgers?

hamburgalar by mitch420k April 5, 2012

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