HAMboner

An internet sham artist, usenet troll, stalker, shameless perpetrator of misinformation in the guise of medical expertise. A copy and paste Googler.

Please don't feed the Hamboner.

by hartsnfartsn September 16, 2003

Omaha Hambone

When you cum in a girls ear, and push her down the stairs.

I gave deh bitch a Omaha Hambone, now she gittided a ear infection and a brokded rib.

by bonquiquizenteir October 31, 2009

hambone

A Hambone is a term used to describe a Fat Jelly-ass who lives off welfare, is overweight and contributes nothing to society.

Ghost: The reason I made the hambone movement is so you idiots can go out and call fatasses hambones all across the world out here.

by stressed twilight sparkle October 15, 2011

Hammonism

The one-upping of another's story or comment with one of your own, with the goal of impressing others.

Waiter: Have a nice day!
Thomas: You have a better one!

Mason: I think I caught the flu, I'm feeling pretty bad.
Thomas: I don't feel so hot either, since I have Crohn's.
Micah: that's a Hammonism!

by Lubison710 October 11, 2011

hamboney

Hamboney is the definition of a thiccc dad bod stud that loves steak, burgers, and beer

Have you seen Cody, he is a hamboney!!

by Cam ham March 6, 2021

hamboned

the act of being so drunk that your floating somewhere between hammered and fucked aka boned.

dude 20 bucks says shes gonna be hamboned after that funnel of wine

we might be drunk but hes sooo hamboned right now he cant even figure out the concept of shoes right now

by liquid524 December 4, 2009

hambonics

oddly constructed phrases that sound reasonable at first but upon further consideration you realize that he's blabbering

I'm going to the crapateria for a cup of coffee
Man, this strategery has my head spinning

by Pecanwombat January 6, 2004