halp

only cool kids say this

halp me, i'm too cool

by anonymous May 8, 2023

Halp

When you miss spell the word help

random person 1: HALP
random person 2: do you mean help?
random person 1: yes dumbass :/

by asshole <3 July 30, 2021

halp

The incorrect spelling of help, used in a comical manner. Typically used when someone doesn’t need help, but spells it as such for the sole purpose of letting others know real assistance is unneeded.

1: Halp, I’m drowning!
2: Hey, you’re swimming just fine!
3: We know, captain obvious!

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021

Halp

The sound in which your mouth makes when you eat something with liquid such as a bowl of cereal

This morning when dad ate cereal I heard him halp every time he took a bite.

by MXAndrew41 April 2, 2022