halp

The incorrect spelling of help, used in a comical manner. Typically used when someone doesn’t need help, but spells it as such for the sole purpose of letting others know real assistance is unneeded.

1: Halp, I’m drowning!
2: Hey, you’re swimming just fine!
3: We know, captain obvious!

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021

Halp

The sound in which your mouth makes when you eat something with liquid such as a bowl of cereal

This morning when dad ate cereal I heard him halp every time he took a bite.

by MXAndrew41 April 2, 2022

Halp

Means you wanna say help, but you'rean idiot and spell tihngs wrong.

Person 1 :Hey gurl i ned halp

Person 2: *girl *I *need *help

Person 2: smh

by Phantom Tollbooth2003 November 29, 2018

halp

only cool kids say this

halp me, i'm too cool

by anonymous May 8, 2023