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hallmark

a subsiduary of Mills & Boon, perpetuating the myth of love in order to create profits from bleeding hearts.
'Here my love, I bought you a hallmark valentines day card'
by li'l pill pig July 30, 2006
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Hallmarkification

The process of creating alternate, superfluous, or overly specific holidays in an attempt to sell more greeting cards.
Boss's Day? Isn't that EVERY day? Man, this Hallmarkification is going too far...
by Jones.Dr.Jones February 14, 2012
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Hallmarked

The process under which a person is transformed from a skeptical, Scrooged, hater of all things sappy, into a lover of serendipitous, spontaneous, acceptor that sappy has a place in their life with the person they love. This process is very much like a Hallmark movie, and he loves her very much.
It didn't take Scott long to become Hallmarked once he met Rebecca.
by Solid Oak July 30, 2016
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Hallmark

Hallmark is a place where thick pieces of paper with corny sayings are sold for ridiculous prices. Some are too mushy to be serious, whereas others honestly might provide amusement.

Also, a brand invented by some ugly old man, last name Hall, to help get himself in better with the women by sending her candy and goofy little holiday stuff.

Known for inventing such holidays as Valentine's Day, Administrative Professionals Day, Sweetest Day, Friendship Day, Clergy Day, and many many more.
1) Let's go to Hallmark and buy some over-priced candy.

2)That guy named Hall had no idea what kind of monster he was starting when he made the Hallmark store.

3)Let's change Valentine's Day to "Spend Too Much At Hallmark Day". I mean, they made it, right?
by HBA_Mouse March 4, 2009
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Hallmark Moment

A hallmark moment is when you have a moment that would be perfect on a card. It doesnt matter if its funny or not, it just has to be card material.
"When you tripped I laughed and thought how that was such a hallmark moment"

"Ewww did you see the new chick? She had such a hallmark moment in science."
by juliett May 19, 2009
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Hallmark baby

Someone born early to mid November as a result of a Valentine's Day booty call.
"We're all going to celebrate one big party for the four of us, it looks like I'm not the only Hallmark baby!"
by Pu Pu Lang January 3, 2007
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Hallmarketed

When a subpopulation that had not previously been considered a significant target market has a section of the Hallmark card display rack devoted to it. i.e. half - sibling birthday cards, and foster child anniversary charms.
I was surprised to find a section of Nurse's Week cards at Walgreens, and realized that we'd been Hallmarketed.
by RANTmaster SD March 31, 2015
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