hall-pass panic

1. Having to hold a massive turd or full bladder back for an entire class period because the teacher won't let you use the latrine, and the panic that results.

2. The awful hopelessness of having to use the hall pass and being restricted from doing so.
Student 1: Dude how did you do on the test?

Student 2: I don't know. I had hall-pass panic.
by TheDefiniteForce December 29, 2013
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gay hall pass

When a man is utterly heterosexual, but he has a mancrush on another dude and- in no way detracting from the aforementioned gentleman's heterosexuality- designates said dude to be his "gay hall pass" in that said named dude is the one other dude that said unnamed gentleman could/would have sex with should the opportunity avail itself.
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is not only one of the most competent heads of state on the North American continent, but he's also my gay hall pass.
by PatoEElR\Pato March 20, 2017
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Hall Pass

When your wedding ring is in the shop getting cleaned or repaired, you are “technically” single until it’s back on your finger.
Are you still married? Yes, but my diamonds were loose, so I’m on a Hall Pass until next week!
by Hooah2550 November 13, 2023
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Hall Pass

A term used to describe the one person who doesn’t fit within your Sexual preference but you would date/be-with regardless. Someone who, if given the chance, you would go against your sexuality for and not think twice about it. Typically given to a Celebrity crush, or a person who more than likely wouldn’t be with you. It could honestly be your best friend, but to classify them as a Hall Pass, they would have to be the 1 Exception. This term works best referring with, but not limited to, Heterosexual, Homosexual, or Asexual individuals.

Note : Typically you are allowed 1 Hall Pass, entailing your 1 exception, but under certain circumstances you can argue your case for another. This extreme circumstance can grant you at most 2 total.
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A heterosexual Male, Josh, is attracted only to females, but has a Man-crush on his gym-bro, Mike. Mike would then be Josh’s Hall Pass.

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Girl 1 : “Girl, did you see *insert name* in this photo?!”

Girl 2 : “Dude, yes! She is so hot. I don’t swing that way… but if she ever came my way, I’d be hers, no questions asked.”

Girl 1 : “Lmao, she’s your Hall Pass then.”
by The Pessimistic Translator April 29, 2024
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hall pass

a thing schools give you when go to the bathroom or stuff. that can range from a ladder to a literal piece of crap.
"why the hell is the hall pass a rumba vacuum cleaner?!"
by RUMBA VACUUM CLEANER January 10, 2025
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Hall Pass

A movie about a wife that fails her own test and gets caught in her own trap she set for her husband, but the guy is too naive to notice.
Grace should have got a taste of her own medicine in Hall Pass, but everybody seems scared to give her one for what she did.
by The Original Agahnim September 23, 2021
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Hall Pass

A movie about guys that thought getting laid was like eating, drinking, or breathing, that it was something they had to do.
Hall Pass would've been more interesting if the two guys had known all along they never needed to get laid, since nobody does.
by The Original Agahnim September 23, 2021
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