Tom Haverford

A character played by Aziz Ansari on "Parks and Recreation". He's the funniest, is always willing to party, and gets the most chicks.

Tom Haverford: Lucy is my girlfriend...

by teheeeeeheeee August 20, 2010

Haider Tariq

A coat throwing copy cat who really loves to steal shoe toys from people because the person's mum is too strict to buy them Clark’s

Your being such a Haider Tariq right now!

by Haider’s Mum October 30, 2020

Hawversation

The practice of inserting random, unrellated references to Einstein, Asimov, Plato, etc into conversations about subjects such as food, birthdays, and air movement, confusing and baffling the other party. NOTE: Hawversation can have the effect of rendering its recipient incapacitated, almost to the point of unconciousness. For this reason, Hawversation is being considered as a powerful weapon in the war on terror.

I had the most confusing Hawversation with my tax accountant today

by dobieplan9 June 11, 2006

pulling a halverson

To jack off at least 4 times a day, even when you're at your grandmothers house.

Sierra said to Regina, "Hey, looks like he's pulling a halverson again today! At least it isn't at school this time."

by thefreshmenwhomakeoutinthehall April 30, 2011

Havertown, PA

A suburb of Philadelphia where kids are privleged with a good school district, and a nice place to live. However, there are tons of posers. Kids try to act gangsta wearing baggy clothes and sideways hats. The girls try to be slutty, and the police are Assholes.

havertown Havertown, PA

by Dave WCA July 26, 2009

Kai Havertz

A silky German who plays for Chelsea Football Club. He helped the club win their 2nd UCL after scoring the only goal in the final. He then went on to score a penalty which helped them win the Club World Cup for the first time ever.

Kai Havertz is the best on Earth.

The silky German Kai Havertz is all we need.

by AmoYeahAmo May 1, 2022

Hagver

A hagver is a person who secretly lusts after someone but hasnt got the balls to say anything so instead gets close to that person by becoming a "friend" so they can stop other potential suiters from getting close...

I saw Stacey with that 'Leon' again, i swear they are going out... Or is he just her 'hagver'?

Victoria and Jose are always together, they are such close friends although i think Victoria is 'hagver' for him, she wont let any other girls talk to him!

by Jheezus October 25, 2009