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Haise

Quite possibly the most badass fucking character ever known. Haise is a Legendary Super Saiyan God of Destruction. He also has mastery of ultra instinct which is cool. Haise is the strongest saiyan ever you don't ever underestimate him.
Woah! That's Haise from Dragon Ball Overhaul?
by GodOf_ICE May 24, 2021
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Hansel

Hansel is a german name,Hansel is also a nice person and likes to gets a along with a lot people .Hansel has a lot of anger issues especially when people mess with him.Hansel has OCD which sometimes never pays attention to others and it also make do things that he doesn’t want to do.
Hansel is so nice
by Alex1332 May 27, 2020
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Hasselhoff

To eat food like a caveman while shitfaced drunk and making a complete mess (laying on the floor is optional). Per the Youtube Video of David Hasselhoff hammered eating a burger.
After the bar last night I hasselhoff'd the shit out of $20 worth of taco bell.

I woke up on the floor of the hotey this afternoon face down in half a hamburger i hasselhoff'd after the show last night.
by JoeCaine June 12, 2009
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Hanselgruber

A VERY stereotypical german person, but not a nazi. Like, a brautwurst eating bavarian type motherfucker.
Man, that Otto from Malcolm in the middle was such a Hanselgruber.
by Rickey Astley March 8, 2010
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Cool Story Hansel

A sarcastic phrase first popularised by the cult classic "Zoolander". The term itself now has many widespread social implications for its use.

The phrase is most commonly used in response to an anecdote which fails to convey any sort of interesting message. That is, the content of the anecdote is lackluster, boring or just plain irrelevant.

It is imperative to mimic the tone of Derek Zoolander when using the phrase as to give greater emphasis, it will also be more noticeable by your peer(s) as a sarcastic remark and not be misconstrued as a compliment.

Elongation of vowels is preferred but not essential, moreover Scandanavian accents or impersonations bring about best results when using this phrase.
Statement: "Whilst at work the other day I had to refill my stappler but I could only find size 4 stapples and the stappler only took size 3 which sucks. So yeah, it took me ages to find the right size stapples lying around the office."

Reponse: "Cool story Hansel"
by Ksbunker March 27, 2007
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haise

Haise is a character from Grim and Haise's bizarre adventures he's the main protagonist of show he is one of the most badass and strongest characters in that show and he's one of the characters you'd never wanna underestimate as he's defeated the Gay Gods and even Jamelo.
Person 1: Is that Haise?
Person 2: It is Haise I think he's gonna fight Jamelo
by GodOf_ICE July 2, 2022
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unholy hasselhoff

Being gangbanged by a party of lifeguards on an otherwise pleasant beach in California. Gender has no relevance within this situation. All butt-holes are raped equally.
The beach has never been the same thanks to the unholy hasselhoff. I now have a fear of drowning in the ocean.
by Pete Lindenfelser November 4, 2008
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