Hairdressers Car

A car that is most likely being driven by a homosexual - like an Audi TT

Hey look at Jon in his new Audi TT - that's definitely a hairdressers car.

by SHEEP86 December 1, 2020

hairdressers car

A car which is hilariously underpowered, and looks very, very stupid.

Oh look, it's Jack in his new Land Rover Evoque, such a hairdressers car

by dictionarybot100 June 26, 2018

Hairdressers bacon sandwich

A pussy that's hairy with glowing red flaps that stick out and crusty saddle bags, akin to a bacon sandwich on its side that's been on the floor of a hair dressing salon in all the cut off hair.

I wish I'd never gone down on her, she had a hairdressers bacon sandwich....

by Hark Marper February 4, 2009

Your mom's hairdresser

Used when in a your mom fights.
It's a grade higher than "your mom"

Joey: What's the name of that song?
Sally: Never gonna giv-
Mickey: It's called, your mom!
Joey: Well, your mom's hairdresser!
Mickey: :O
Sally: *Head-desk*

by Painthetownfred February 2, 2010

Hairdresser

The act of using a woman's vaginal discharge post coitum to slick your hair back like an italian mob boss

"How do you get your hair to stay slicked back"
"I use the Hairdresser technique"

by McDickNass September 26, 2025

Best-hairdresser-itis

Someone who is really helpful but can't (or won't) help themselves.

From the saying "The best hairdresser will never receive the best haircut"

Alice: I'm tired of looking out for everyone when nobody looks out for me.
Bob: You've got a sore case of best-hairdresser-itis

by Coox1e May 15, 2025

Hairdresser car

A small 'sports car featuring an overpowered engine. Predominantly owned by girls & 'metro' boys. examples include: celica, mx-5, s2000, 350z, 370z, mr2, audi tt. occupants of these vehicles invariably buy them because they are "stylish" not because of any performance or convenience factors. Often garners the argument "i'd beat you in corners" or "its not a hairdressers car! its a sports car!" the nissan 350z was nominated hairdressers choice of the decade

You drive a 350z? Dude that's a hairdresser car.

by Tray678 August 25, 2021