Coat Hanger Dodger

An individual who avoided being hit with the coat hanger for nine months before birth. This person usually grows up to be a very good dancer.

Jeff Y is such a coat hanger dodger.
Yeah, I'll bet he's a great dancer.

by Dekker August 2, 2008

goal hanger

A centre forward in the game of football (soccer) who does nothing all game except stand within 6 yards of the goal to score easy goals.

also used a metaphor for someone who doesn't try at anything but gets the results through luck and other people's endeavors.

He is such a goal hanger!

by matt February 11, 2004

Hanger Hand

That gross metal residue that gets on the top of your hand when you carry hangers around the store before heading in to the dressing room.

I was at Macy's the other day and I got hanger hand while trying on dresses.

by Walbroehl March 30, 2009

Hanger Baby

An insult against people, mostly children, calling them a failed abortion through the hanger method where you would insert a hanger in the vagina attempting to kill the baby. If the baby survives and is born then they are a hanger baby (normally having brain damage).

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU HANGER BABY"

by msfnxy June 3, 2021

Hager

One of your closest friends.Someone you can trust dearly.An amazing chef and an extremely intelligent and laid back person.Pretty brown eyes and long brown hair with golden skin.One of the best people you’ll ever meet!

wow Hager has really nice hair

by sisters101 July 30, 2019

plate hanger

Very old person. Senior citizen. Definition derived from the fact that many old people hang plates on walls as if they were works of art.

I think there should be a law prohibiting plate hangers from driving automobiles.

by Joe McMullen December 11, 2006

Hannered

Being drunk to the point at which the intoxitated person can no longer support their own head, or muster the ability to keep their tongue in their mouth. They still, however maintain consciousness and can utter passable words. One of the main components of being hannered is that the intoxicated person refrains from vomiting no matter the level of inibriation. Hannered people have been known to pass out in Mcdonalds for up to 45 minutes, then still manage to wobble onto a bus and make it home.

"Dude, do you think she can walk alright?"
"I dunno man, you might have to hold her head up, shes fuckin hannered!"

by gines and hans October 29, 2011