Haddon

A frustrated christian person who beats his dick off almost everyday for being jealous of other people in life.
Uses the classic christian speech to hide his homosexuality.

Haddon is gay.

by Urban Poison June 7, 2019

Haddon Township

A town in South Jersey that's not as nice as Haddonfield but not as bad as Collingswood. The school & sports system is very good. THE RUMORS ABOUT KEYSTONE LIGHT IN CEREAL IS NOT TRUE. There's not much to do here, so all the sluts, whores and emo people hang out around Primo Water Ice to look cool. We like our town but we don't necessarily like the people in it. Some people confuse Haddon Township with Haddonfield, where the people are rich, obnoxious snobs that think they're superior to everyone.

GO HAWKS!!

Haddon Township resident: HADDONFIELD, Y U NO ACT NORMAL??

Haddonfield resident: HADDON TWP, Y U NO BE COOL AND RICH LIKE US????

by mypseudonymguys July 13, 2011

haddonfield

The best little suburban town south jersey has to offer. if you don't agree, then you just need to realize, that yes, we know we're better than you, and no, you'll never beat us.

Wow, their sports teams won every championship this year, they pulled a haddonfield

by Jersey's Hero May 15, 2006

Haddonfield

A really small white small suburban town in southern new jersey, 5-10 minutes from philadelphia. A good place to raise a family, but be careful because you're kids will end up becoming drama king and queens if your stupid. It is run by a corrupt mayor and cops that really don't want to fight crime. They just want to bust small high school parties that suck anyway. The high school is very good but full of small minded people. Good place to grow up, but get the fuck out as soon as you can because you will end up staying here your whole life, paying high taxes for nothing. Haddonfield sucks.

You're from Haddonfield? Damn that sucks, you're out of touch with the real world.

by PunkRock May 13, 2013

haddock pastie

A smelly fanny, normally smelling of fish.

"Can you smell that? One of these chicks has got a haddock pastie"

by sam cornwoggle August 24, 2006

Haddonfield

A town in NJ where drivers are slow as fuck.

Did you see those haddonfield drivers? They made me late to work!

by JHan216 August 16, 2008

arse haddock

A friendly term for someone who's just made a mistake or said something stupid.

"I really think Bill Gates isn't THAT bad." - Norm

"Shut up you arse haddock!" - Guy

by Slayer April 7, 2003