copping haberdashery

that outfit best suited for obtaining a lady for the evening.

"So I slid into my copping haberdashery and gave way to the original jones, sex."

by vincentantonelli August 11, 2009

african american haberdasher

A person of African descent now living in the united states, who makes a living by selling clothing articles.

"Which of the following best represents Mr. Griffin? Problem drinker, or African American haberdasher?"

by Phleemeister June 16, 2016

habersham

Small county located in Georgia with a population of about 30,000 is full of whatever you can imagine but they are all wannabes because it self the county is just trees and roads the only real group are rednecks, the school is nickname the sham is got a lame Football team that is only good for parting after losing a game because the cheerleaders are really slutty it also has a lame Basketball team, the only sports worth cheering are soccer that makes it to the play-offs every year and is always kicking private school ass and the golf, tennis, Baseball, swimming and wresteling all which have statee tittles but no one knows!!

-Tony: "Hey matt, how is the Habersham football team this year?"
-Matt: "We have not lost by more than 30 points this season!!"
-Tony: "That's awesome!! a new county record!!"
-Matt: "Yup, we are improving, And how is soccer team?"
-Tony: "We have perfect record so far and we are pretty much in play-offs already, so that's the 3rd region tittle in a row"
-Matt: "ZZZZzzzZZZZZzzz"
-Tony; "losers"

by monkeylion January 13, 2008

haberdashery

(n.) A noun relating to foolish and absurd acts often committed in a social setting, but may occur in private as well. While the origin of these shenanigans dates back to traveling salesmen selling men’s clothing in 17th century England, over time it has become more widely used to describe the aforementioned types of acts. Alcoholic beverages are a popular catalyst to the occurrence of such foolishness.
See also the synonyms: tomfoolery, hooliganism, and buffoonery
Common misspellings include: "haberdashary", "habardashery", and "fred"

The woman scoffed, but knew her fiancé’s drunken haberdashery would be limited to the night of his bachelor party only.
or
What is the meaning of this haberdashery?!?

by e. trujillo and e. orme July 23, 2008

Haberdasher

1. An insecure woman who usually rejects or ignores societal norms and men.
2. A straight, single, celibate woman that travels with a large shoulder bag.
3. Most comfortable in a white t-shirt and jeans, preferable shoeless.

Michelle: "That haberdasher sure knows how to rock tennis shoes, a hoodie and a hat."

Jack: "The heartbroken haberdasher was hit in the heart and head by a heartless hipster."

Sierra: "Let's get sushi, it's what all the cool haberdashers are doing these days.'' "I want more ginger!"

Erik: "I wish I could be a hip haberdasher, too. Well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em."

by Pennywinkle8 March 25, 2013

Mexican Haberdasher

1)When a person has terrible clothing or a bad sence of style.

2)A person who sells cheap articals of clothing.

3)A dirty mexican

"did you see that Mexican Haberdasher back there?"

"yes his clothers where queit bad and he was all dirty and smelly"

by ldihg October 5, 2009

Roast Beef Habadasher

When a man inserts his bald head into a woman's vagina.

That gal was so loose I gave her the roast beef habadasher. Nearly got over my ears.

by razmanaz March 10, 2009