having a normal one

Having a public meltdown on the internet, usually on Twitter.

Jonathan K. Businessman, having a normal one, released a string of dozens of tweets today repeatedly denying that he was was a furry, was involved in securities fraud, or was in any addicted to tentacle porn. The tweets, phrased in Elizabethan English, compared the S.E.C. to the Horned King, a character from the Disney movie "The Black Cauldron."

by the birds and trees December 22, 2018

Having Motion

Getting to the money, regardless of the circumstances.

“I’m really having motion for real!”

by SlapDaddy June 30, 2022

hagvilia curse

a cause of bad luck, trouble and unhappiness

Olivia Wilde was seen with Harry Styles like a week ago and TPWK music video tanked harder than titanic. The hagvilia curse is real.

by dbowieflop June 8, 2021

Dorian Havilliard

Daddy phantom hands is The sweetest kindest most intelligent boy who is so accepting of his friends. He is in love with badass witch called Manon but there is a lot of tension between him and his bestie chaol. His fav Disney princess is Elsa and he loves his puppy, he reads a lot and bring Sweets and Chocolate to friends in need

I think I’ve met the perfect person

“You met king Dorian Havilliard!!!”

by 🐒 December 29, 2020

Having hoes

The act of a woman/man having many males/females attracted to them, trying to get with them, and competing for them. One may say such hoes will drop things on a dime for them, do and buy things without them asking, and generally just be an available person, regardless of sexual contact or not

Having hoes like JJ does must be nice.

by WhateverB January 4, 2017

Not havin' it

It's not okay with the person or the person is not taking any bullshit.

When Jenna's hair does not look as it should, she's not havin' it.

The teacher said there was a pop quiz and Meg was not havin' it.

Ian was cut off by the car in front of him, he was not havin' it.

Dave has a really bad headache, so he would say "my head is just not havin' it right now".

Chelsea asked the teacher to go to the bathroom during the lesson, the teacher was not havin' it.

by nothavinit September 26, 2011

having a blast

Enjoying the situation you are in to a great extent.

After Nuke just gave up a home run....

Crash Davis: You having fun yet?

Ebenezer Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh: Yeah, I'm having a blast.

by Turd Pherguson August 9, 2013