HaakonPlayer77

A Norwegian guy with a awsome name and a gigant 7 foot dick.

He loves to play vidoe games and listen to Music most of the day.

He has a half rare disease and a great friend on Instagram called Janus

Hey HaakonPlayer77! Lets play minecarft

by JayDogMadFresh April 7, 2021

Håkon

Håkon is a synonym for more powerfull than God!!!

(you wish you had this name!!!(I know it!))

Hi I`m Håkon!!
Hi I`m more powerfull than God!!

by More powerfull than God April 13, 2009

Terje Haakenson

A legend that dominated the snowboard halfpipe contests in the mid to late 1990s. Created the Haakenflip, a godly feat.

Terje Haakenson is the man but not from japan.

by RehRehRyan July 8, 2006

Håkon

The guy that say he's on his way, but is still in bed. He is also a master procrastinator.

He's on his way, no way, he is a Håkon. He is still in bed
Or
We have a project due tomorrow, we can't afford to Håkon too much.

by DoItNowNotLater August 9, 2016

Hákon

Hákon is a name for a very hot and sexy Icelander. Hákon Is also an MS fuckboy who likes to be a disappointment to his family.

1 am

Girl: .....
Hákon: u up?

by Gamligaur December 4, 2019

haaken

A man that is very tall and a large beak. He prowls in the mountains for his prey. He jumps down and grabs alter boys then takes him to his tower to feed.

Ah man Haaken took my fifth boy this week.

by ChiefDaddy May 5, 2018

HaakonPlayer77

A Norwegian guy with a gigant 7 inch dick. He plays vidoe games all day, and like to listen to Music.

He got a Nice ass and likes to eat food.
He is a boob guy

Hey HaakonPlayer77, wana play minecraft?

by JayDogMadFresh March 31, 2021