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halaking

To stop, block, cock-block, shut-out, faire cassé, make 53 saves in one game, and to kickoff the Washington Capital's golf season.
Hey Ovechkin, you can go home now, I'm halaking you from now on.
by oleoleoleoleoleol April 29, 2010
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Stephen Hawking Stoned

When you get so stoned that your physical and mental likeness are that of the genius, Stephen Hawking.
"I got so stoned when we went to see Shutter Island, man."
"Wow, nice."
"Yeah man, I just sat there and didn't move for the whole movie. It was blowing my mind."
"How stoned were you?!"
"Stephen Hawking stoned."
by Mr. Hawking March 1, 2010
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hacking the mainframe

The result of bypassing the direct orthogonal tridimensional matrix. Not to be attempted by anyone less than Army-grade hacker certified. You need to go through at least 17 firewalls before you reach the matrix.
by gt-skip April 15, 2005
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hacking the lettuce

studies show that hacking the lettuce 5 times a week reduces prostate cancer rates. That, and its fun too.
by McInnes May 15, 2005
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MC Hawking

Really dope, underrated MC
born in Englang during WWII,
suffers on ALS , which forces him to roll with a wheelchair with 24' Spinners.
Isn´t able to speak, but his lyrics are Milestones in history of rap.
My Favorites :
F*ck the Creationists´
The Mighty Stephen Hawking
All My Shootin's Be Drivebys
GTA3
Then up ahead cold chilling in the street,
six motherfuckers from MIT.
I flick off the safety, check my grip,
and load a dum-dum clip.
I glance at the Doom to make sure he's packed,
his fingers on the trigger of his baby Mac.
Time to give a Newtonian demonstration,
of a bullet its mass and its acceleration.
by KJ May 13, 2005
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Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.
John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.
by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016
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Asshole Hacking

When you shove a keyboard up your asshole and start hacking the computer
Hey man I’m asshole hacking your computer right now
by ChickenBiscuits0 April 4, 2019
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