HaNoi

1. capital of Vietnam

2. a person who is too deep into Vietnamese culture

A: "You are so HaNoi, man"

B: "What do you think about pho-tai-sach-bo-vien at the Pho-something restaurant lately? It got a bit more salty."

A: ".... god..."

by theFirstAlibaba February 17, 2008

Hanoi Handjob

A relatively affordable professional handjob with tiny, delecate Asian hands.

After one night in Bangkok and a bottle of Fireball, Baxter stumbled into an Asian massage parlor. From there Baxter received a free cup of hot tea, a hot steamed towel and Hanoi Handjob for 150 Thai Baht ($4.73 US Dollars)

by BangkokBobby February 28, 2019

Hanoibal

Crappy situation/circumstance. Usually used in a sarcastic tone when speaking to someone with a problem that you don't really care about.

"Man, I left my keys in my car."

"Wow, that's such a hanoibal."

by Sexy Ladybug August 9, 2008

Hanoi Handbag

A testicle of a South-Asian ladyboy.

Carl: "I think I'm gonna go pick up that hooker over there"
Jim: "Nah, think that's a dude. Look at the Hanoi Handbags slipping out!"

by Ninaleven July 14, 2023

Hanoi Handjob

A circumcision performed using braces during fellatio

"Harold's mom head game so crazy you don't even notice you got a hanoi handjob till you bleed"

by robinsomebanks August 6, 2025

VAS Hanoi

Short for Vietnam-Australia School Hanoi
A school located in Hanoi where people go there for great friends but not so great teachers.
Great school if you want the grades to go to uni.
Bad school if you want actual knowledge.

I used to go to VAS Hanoi.

by TaylorSwifties19218 March 11, 2022

VAS Hanoi

VAS Hanoi is where people get lazy and dies
but they still have a huge cock

Person 1 : I go to VAS Hanoi
Taylor Swift: please have sex with me now

by vasoniichan April 19, 2022