Humberto

(Noun)
A catfish who is an actual loser and is nothing more than a two-faced liar.

Becky: God, he is such an humberto!
Amy: I know! Ugh!

by nuglet March 9, 2017

Humberto

And crazy cat Mann that has 2 cats and a dog

Humberto aka bob the builder

by Gkkfkfkjc November 19, 2018

Humberto

A small kid that likes Gisselle and he will soon marry her because he stalks her

Uh look it's the Gisselle lover aka Humberto

by ☆Saint☆ February 8, 2017

Humberto

A bald man who waxes their hair every three weeks

This bowling ball looks like Humberto.
Humberto0: i suck ur toes now i angery

also calvo is spanish for bald so he gets more mad

by Bowoil Mother please no November 5, 2019

dirty humberto

A distant cousin of the dirty sanchez

A mexican male inserts his penis into a female vagina whilst simultaneously inserting a jalepeno pepper into her anus. He then inserts his penis into her ass shoving the pepper down and smashing it up. He then has her shit out the pepper and whatever else and smears it on her upper lip and chin. He then yells "arriba" and smacks her across the face.

A man of latino descent named "Humberto" who does not shower regularly.

A dirty sanchez performed after a woman has eaten spicey food and taken a dump.

Any mexican named Humberto

My buddy Jose Guadalupe Rodriguez performed a dirty humberto on his girl last night. Apparently she was not impressed.

My buddy Humberto hasn't showered in a month.

by Makar Cerelador January 16, 2014

The humberto

During a sexual encounter, one places the male's scrotum and testicles into one's mouth, while humming and playing the shaft of the penis (preferably hard) like a flute.

The humberto she gave me was musically mind blowing.

by Espatula October 5, 2020

Humberto

The biggest bitch you will ever meet he likes to fuck a lot with his little dick he is alright at sports but he’s still a bitch he loves to masturbate near other men and yes in other words a bitch

Humberto is a bitch

by Johnny sins 123 November 21, 2021