humans 

1. The cause of the 6th mass extinction in Earth's timeline
2. A detriment to pretty much every animal that has lived within the past 50,000 years.

Me: "So, how do you think of humans."
bear: "They're fucking terrible. They kill our population, take over our land, and now we have to deal with the ass smelling smog that pumps out of their moving boxes. Do you know how many animals have gone extinct because of these assholes? I mean the only animals who are actually benefiting from these fuckers are cats and dogs. They betrayed our own kind and decided to side with the humans. It's like they don't even know the damage humans are causing to the rest of their kind while they sleep in their giant cabins being manipulated with bones and yarn. And don't even get me started on those bricks they stare at all day long."
Me: "Yeah, We're pretty fucking terrible."
bear: "Yeah, you are."

humans by Dubiks November 10, 2018

humans 

Very clever(?) parasites that manage not only to manipulate other lifeforms in order to fulfil their ever expanding desires, but also to brainwash themselves into believing that they are doing this for the good of these others.

"I enjoy hanging out with him when there is nobody else available, not because his pathetic existence makes me feel better about mine, and not because I am afraid of being alone,..... it's because we're friends and I think he needs company"

humans by Daffy September 14, 2005

Humans 

The third most intelligant species on the planet Earth, despite believing themselves to be the most intelligant.

The most smart and second-most smart are Mice and Dolphins, respectively.

Humans by Atog April 30, 2005

Humans 

The only creatures I can think of that don't need a REAL reason or justification for hurting, killing, or manipulating each other.

Other animals do what they do for survival, territory, or competitive reproduction. They may act vicious, but none act that way for fury or a simple desire to kill, especially not to their own species.

This, of course, only applies to very few people; such as serial killers, terrorists, war criminals, etc. It's still kind of interesting to think about, especially if you're... just a freak.

Attention all humans, you can see why I spend more time posting online or out in nature than conversing with you now.

Truth is, I'm kind of afraid of all of you.

Humans by I'm just a freak October 10, 2012

Humans 

"god's" abortion....the human race

Humans:The most expendable form of life on the planet!!!!!

Humans by humanhater January 18, 2008

Humans 

Useless skin sacks controlled by a round piece of meat.

"God created humans and Lucifer didn't like them. Quite frankly, I don't blame him."

Humans by That_One_Guy29 February 2, 2018

Humans 

A race which has produced such beauties as music, art, culture, and has the capacity for compassion, learning, and kindness, a trait not exhibited by any species. The race is the only one to produce a technological global civilization of dizzying complexity that has managed to reach the limits of space and is also the only one to experience tremendous technological and social progress over time. They've gone from being a sexist, racist, xenophobic, greedy, and venally driven race, to one that has at least become far more open, tolerant, free, and compassionate. Despite what misanthropes and cynics would say about humanity's supposed "progress" and all of their shortcomings and flaws, humans are in fact making progress and have boundless amounts of potential.

Humans have made more progress in the past 3 centuries than in all of history before that point. In that time, they've made tremendous social progress, uplifting and empowering billons with the decline of sexism, intolerance, and slavery.

Humans by A hopeful man October 28, 2020