How long have you been standing there

When you do something you usually only do alone, like sing while washing the dishes or making food for example, and someone was standing at a distance in the same room and you notice, so you ask them how long they've been there.

guy 1: *singing*
guy 2: hi
guy 1: how long have you been standing there?

by Nopersonalorsmthidk December 20, 2024

how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.

that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..

by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025

God knows how long

A thing so long you cannot describe it. Almost infinite amounts of longness. The "long" can also be replaced with other words like "short", "red", "sexy", and etc.

"That tube is god knows how long."

by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName March 2, 2021

For How Long

said by pussies who are too scared to eat something spicy

pussy - "for how long, for how long, 10 minutes??"

by bigslimedeo March 18, 2022

Howlong

A little Country town 30km from Albury, Biggest Attraction is the TSR (Travelling Stock Reserve) which attracts many Bogans, Yobos and Aussies in general, popular things to do in Howlong include purchasing a $500 Commerdore or Falcon and thrashing the shit out of it, then lighting it on fire in the TSR, cheaper options include putting Fly Spray and Butane cans in the fire whilst your pissed on Smirnoff and Aussie Beers like VB, Carlton and Boags

For Yanks and Other UnAustralian peoples Commerdore and Falcon are Aussie Cars

Taz - Hey i just brought this Commerdore for $450 on E-bay do u wanna come with me and thrash the shit out of it

Shaw - Fuck Yeh, Lets fo it at the TSR at Howlong

Taz - Bloody Oath, your paying fuel

by Peter Alexander August 5, 2008

howlongtobeat

A site where you can maintain your video game completions and checking inaccurate game completion times

A : How long does it take to beat skyrim ?
B : Check it out on howlongtobeat

by patientgamer94 July 11, 2021