hooper

A white guy who will only date and sleep with black women.

Timmay is a hooper. He likes his women like he likes his coffee, hot and black.

by shtychkn September 26, 2005

Hooper

A female of latin origin/descent who prefers to only wear giant hoop earings.

It would have been hard to spot Carmen at the Carneceria, had she not been such a Hooper!

by Tk the realist December 30, 2010

hooper

When you call someone a 'Hooper' either they have excrimented in a bush, or a man who is the result of Tasmanian Inbreeding and takes it in the ring, see hoopajew

A buttplug is a Hooper or a hoopajew
Hey you just crapped in that bush! You Hooper!
Whats that? Your mother is your sister? You are a Hooper!

by Mahogany Potato June 05, 2006

Hooper

A guy who is really hot and attractive. Usually funny, good at basketball, and very outgoing. Also makes an amazing boyfriend. Very sexy but intelligent and caring.

That guy is so hot and good at basketball! That explains why his name is hooper!

by Bobby George July 24, 2014

hoopers

The most annoying people to stand next to at a show; constantly hoolahoop and hit you in the face; show no remorse or regard for your personal area.

Damn it... let's migrate and get away from those stupid hoopers.

by Cassidy S. April 23, 2006

Hooper

someone who only likes athletes and only in the ass

“look at that hot dad bod over there”
“nah ew I’m a hooper”

“you ever have a poop so big u cant get it out?”
“nah I’m stretched out...Im a hooper.”

by og hooper January 07, 2021

Hooper

A individual that is willing to play basketball any time and any where.

Brodie, I woke up and played basketball every morning this week. I'm a real Hooper.

by Let's Hoop TakeOver August 23, 2020