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A maid hooked a dress belonging to her mistress.
by Arminkshipper June 21, 2024
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Hooked the cables to

Phrase that is a euphemism for someone controlling, brainwashing or having some type of powerful influence over another person. Phrase can be either stated in a jokingly manner or dead serious.
Ever since Johnny began seeing Betsy, a master manipulator, he had become a different person. He became very distant and standoffish towards all of his friends. I believe old girl done went and hooked the cables to our poor dumb friend. I guess the power of pussy is a real thing.
by Nikki Stixx October 29, 2020
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hooked on ebonics

Near exclusive use of black street slang and especially use of black street talk by pathetic 'wannabee black' whites.
Joe is totally a cretin, dude. We were talking to this sweeeeeeet chick and right away he is slinging this albino Puff Daddy rap on her. She was like rolling her eyes and looked at me like...'who is this hoooked on ebonics fool?'
by Mo Dixley August 5, 2005
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Hooked On Phonics

A prgram for illiterate people, mostly children. It teaches how to read and write through different exercises. You can get it by dialing 1800-ABC-DEFG
How the hell am i supposed to order hooked on phonics by dialing ABCDEFG if i can't read?
by Diego Giraldez December 28, 2005
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Hooked on Bronix

When a male acts as a female on Xbox Live, and tries to convince other males that she will do them favors for xbox live points. The nerds are so desperate for the vagina they will never get that they keep on sending in microsoft points for the teasing to stop. Too bad it won't ever stop because they are being tricked by a dude!
Dr Demarini gets all the nerdy xbox players Hooked on Bronix! He fakes a vagina, to get the He is such a stud!
by Asian Terror December 29, 2010
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Hooked on phonics

A program used by children to learn how to read. It is commonly used to describe a person who cannot read or pronounce words correctly. Alternatively, it can be used to insult a person who doesn't read well.
I don't know how to pronounce this (fucks the word up horribly). You know I'm hooked on phonics.

Jane: reads from a history book out loud in class, but stumbles through the reading.
Classmate: This bitch needs to be hooked on phonics.
by goodcrunchytaco January 28, 2021
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Hooked On The Horns

Hooked on the Horns
When a dipper(person who does smokless tobacco)can't stand the taste or smell of longhorn, but the price keeps bringing him back for more.
Ex.
Danny- dude, I'm hooked on the horns
Pat- Bad hit man, you okay?
Danny- Nope, I feel like death.
by Dipper October 22, 2012
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