Hoff

<v>; To have a humorous reaction to media(video, photographic and audio) or to experience the presence of David Hasslehoff.

"Hoffing", "Having a Hoff" etc

When Lisa found an image of David Hasselhoff in leather pants with a daschund strapped into a parachute being dropped on his head, she doubled up in laughter so hard her nose hit the keyboard and left a permanent 'G' on the tip.

Hoff by Hoffhund August 19, 2006

Hoff

(vb) a: to waylay a person's inbox with a jpg, bmp, png, or gif image of David Hasselhoff b: to have your inbox waylaid with a jpg, bmp, png, or gif image of David Hasselhoff - usu. used with "up" when multiple images have been perpetrated <my yahoo account got pretty damn ~ed up>

1.(vt) Hey Brad, did you just Hoff Deborah down in HR?
2.(vt) Stu Hoffed Sally, Milo, Iris, and Raz on his cell!
3.(vi) Consider yourself Hoffed!
4.(vi) Oh drat, it seems I've just been Hoffed!

Hoff by Mr. Hulot December 24, 2006

hoff

1.hoff, noun
To have a hoff is the same {but more polite} as saying to have a shit/crap.

2.hoff, verb
to defecate.

3.Also used with "off" as advice to go away.{more polite than fuck off}

1.I'm going for a hoff.

2.The dog has hoffed all over the lawn.

3.You get on my nerves, I wish you would hoff off.

hoff by F A B Scott April 19, 2006

hoff

in relation to a design/artwork:

so bad it's good

man that rainbow teeshirt is so hoff!

hoff by belegdae May 6, 2010

Hoff

1) A very large man who's sexuality is in question.

2) A lad that wears a kiss the cook apron throughout the day.

So was Hoff with a male or a female date tonight?, That guy is such a Hoff for wearing only that apron.

Hoff by badman2041 September 17, 2010

Hoff

When one vehemently huffs a toxic chemical out of a brown paper bag by simultaneously inhaling through the nose and mouth.

"Dude, I totally got some Formaldehyde from the mortician! You wanna Hoff after 3rd period?"

"Fuck yeah I do bro, I've mastered circular breathing. That Asian kids dad taught me how to do it."

"Oh, the one that's doing your math homework?"

"Fuck yeah bro, FUCK.... YEAH!

Hoff by Professor Tweedledick February 5, 2012

Hoff

Kid from Russia. Face looks like rocky road and has a snap score under 10,000. Only talks to ugly girls and will always be a virgin.

Ohhh nooo here comes Hoff
Did you hear what Hoff did? He’s disgusting

Hoff by FibgerblasteR123469 September 27, 2019