hof

The noise you make when you hump something or jump wildly around in the game Counter-Strike. Can and is mostly said "Hof Hof"

Dude a DVD burner: Hof Hof

by V-Spec September 8, 2003

Hof

Abbreviation for Hello old friend

I met someone I had not seen for a couple of months. I said " Hof "

by Stais September 23, 2005

hoffed

Step 1: tattoo "NARUTO!" on your dick
Step 2: draw glasses on their ass
Step 3: scream YIPPIE KAY AY MOTHER FUCKERS! while buttsex is happening
Step 4: pull out and braid their unshaven leg hairs around your peen and then rip them all out.
Step 5: glue leg hairs back on their legs with the dried jizz
Step 6: repeat forever

Trevor: Man i totally hoffed donna last night and now i can't get the leg hairs off of my ween!
Christy: You can hoff me any time, i'll supply the leg hairs yo!

by munch on my poo December 11, 2010

hoffing

To get ones bare butt cheaks autographed by David Hasselhoff.

I collect autographs but i mostly prefer to go hoffing

by dhbanana October 3, 2006

Hoffing

A breath of air passed from one person to another as a result of not using social distancing. Passing air is usually warm in temperature and often expelled from the mouth with a gentle hoff sound.

As John woke from his sleep he felt the uncomfortably warm breath of Jane “hoffing” directly into his face.

by Iknoyamum August 28, 2020

Hoffing

The action of turning into David Hasselhof, where after directing all attention to yourself

"I can't believe it.. She is hoffing all attention!"

by Falken41241 December 8, 2015

hof

Similar to exclaiming, "God!" or "damn!" but not as offensive.

My wallet's gone. HOF!

by Wendy April 11, 2005