Hockey 

In the Southern United States hockey is used as a euphemism for defecation.

To start my day I Hockey, shower and shave.

Hockey by Console Cowboy February 4, 2022

hockey 

The most physical sport ever. Challenging, fun, kicks other sports' asses. Best when played on ice.

Elsi:Where were u?
Janelle:Hockey practice, u?
Elsi:I was at practice 2!
Janelle:What do u do again?
Elsi:Volleyball
Janelle:psht! loser, ain't no sweat in volleyball!

hockey by P. Janelle. N. May 13, 2005

Hockey 

1. Hockey IS A SPORT
2. Hockey is a 3 period game played on ice, each team having 2 wingers, a center, 2 defenseman and a goalie
3. Hockey is one of the most contact induced injury sports

Melissa, what sport do you play

David, I play hockey

Aidan, me too I got a concussion from a hit from behind last game

Hockey by GayCouples May 15, 2019

Hockey 

The best sport known to man. Is played mainly on a rink (ice) but can be played on cement with the aid of rolller blades (not as fun though)It is a physically demanding sport which requires endurance, strength, speed, and also you to be smart. It is better then any other sport by far (opioion)If you don't keep your head up you will get clobbered. There are fights but hockey is not a goon sport. Overall it is a sport that requires athletics and is very intertaining to watch.GO HOCKEY!

Bill: "oh hey george, how you doing, did you see that gopher game last night"

George: "Im pretty good, you?...oh i sure did, the Gophers kicked the shit out of the Souix"

Bill: "Yeah im good thanks.... I know it was great....did you hear though, next year the gopher hockey team is gunna be not as good"

George: "Why is that?"

Bill: "Because 3/4 of the team are being drafted into the NHL because they are sooooooooooo good"

George: "Oh....yeah they are all good because they are all from MINNESOTA: THE STATE OF HOCKEY"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hockey by Minnesotans are the best hockey players ever (along with canadians and some european players) December 22, 2007

hockey 

football,
with a stick

well this is a shit game

get used to it, its hockey

hockey by WAFFLEKINGS January 7, 2011

hockey 

The best sport in the world.

Hockey: It's fast paced. It's exciting. You have to be a true athlete to play it. Every game is unique unlike baseball where I see the same Fucking diving catch that I could make in a heart beat.

Basketball: Yeah fast pace, insane dunks are cool however I've never seen so many babies getting minorly tapped or complaining that someone grazed their hand while shooting. Fouls are for fags!

Baseball: The most boring sport in the world. It's a fun sport to play but it's like watching paint dry. Also, you can be an overweight loser who has good hand-eye cordnation and be a superstar. I've chewd tobacco a number of years and what kind of sport allows you to playn chew honestly


Football: Maybe if the game didn't stop after every 10 seconds I'd like it!!!

Frank: Did you watch that baseball game yesterday?

Biff: Naa I fell asleep in the 2nd inning

Biff: Did you watch that hockey game today

Frank: I'm american, I'm too stupid to like hockey

hockey by dreksla April 8, 2005

hockey 

the best sport in the whole world. anyone who doesn't like it is on crack.
hott guys play hockey.
Jr A hockey rocks

fred-"hey u goin to the game tonite?" (obviously means hockey game cause wut else would he be going to?)
bob-"hellz yea man everyones goin, hockey is the best sport in the universe"

hockey by Jade May 13, 2005