hmp

Hit my pussy; say when ur horny but wanna be petty to “him”

Someone hmp tonight

by Dr.dickel March 24, 2020

hmp

Acronym for: Humping My Pillow

when someone is pushed to extreme boredom and has no one around to please them...

Yo so bored... hmp.

by HMP_ALL_DAY69 April 24, 2011

hmp

help me please

help me please is usally used pretty much... if u need help
and some people could use it as a trick

logo405: dude, this kid is gonna beat me up! hmp!
lilcritter42: ok

by kevin =) February 11, 2008

Hmp

High Maintenance Punkin'

Pet name for when your wife spends a lot of money.

Or buys more things she already has, just newer models.

"I'm going to build a new closet for for my HMP's boots and clothes"

by Concerned Husband November 02, 2013

HMP Five Wells

An extremely large prison in Wellingborough, which happens to be one of the most expansive, as well as controversial and mysterious prisons in history, surrounded by scepticism alongside conspiracy theories, such as the prison being run by the Illuminati, used as a stronghold and base of operations, which is also used to either hold those they deem as threats, or individuals of high importance. Other theories suggest that the prison is purely a incarceration device, for those who are unvaccinated.

Reece: Fam, have you seen the size of HMP Five Wells?

Keeton: Yeah bro, as long as the feds don’t find out about the Hemmingwell operations I won’t end up there…
Reece: I’ve heard it’s actually an Illuminati base if operations though fam?
Keeton: shh fam, no one’s meant to know.

by johnnybrasco January 08, 2022

HMP Market Weighton

HMP Market Weighton (also known as the market weighton)school is an absolute shit hole full of the hardest youths in the local area

Just finished my SATs and got sentenced to 5 years in HMP Market Weighton

by 100%notme April 28, 2019

HMP

HMP (Hungs moms pussy)

The sweet pussy of your asian friends mom
Or if your friends mom are a hooker/slut

Can't tonight boys, i have an appointment with HMP
HMP did me rough last night!

by xxbango1 April 26, 2017