hippocrocopig

A Hippocrocopig is a another name for a person, male or female who is regarded as overweight like a hippopotomous as ugly as a crocodile and has the habbits of a pig.

Lisa Riley and Vanessa Feltz are the closest celebraties to be a Hippocrocopig

by daaaaannnnnn July 26, 2006

Hippocrip

A hippo who is involved in a gang.

The hippocrips kidknapped the President's son.

by hatersmashpertaters September 12, 2018

hippycrite

A fake hippy. Usually found playing hackey sack and getting stoned, a hippycrite is someone who moans at you for the products you buy or for 'killing the planet' then drives the half mile to KFC for some battery farmed chicken and drops the wrappers out the car window.

James is doing my head in, chatting shit about the environment when he goes on holiday every other day and his carbon footprint is about the size of a dinosaur. He's such a fucking hippycrite!

by wassonthen February 28, 2011

hippoclothisios

a drunk person

that guy has been in the bar for thwe whole day! hew must be a hippoclothisios

by POWG January 30, 2019

Hippocrate

1. The retarded way of spelling 'hypocrite'.

2. A large container used for transporting a hippo.

1.

*On a chatroom*

Dumb Guy: Man, that Tommy69 is such a fuckin' hippocrate...

Smart Arse: Dude, you mean hypocrite?

Dumb Guy: Yeah, whatever...

2.

Zoo Keeper: You got the hippo in the hippocrate yet?

Random Bloke: Yessuh.

by The Crateman October 16, 2011

hippiecrite

An individual, typically of the genus "country club soccer mom," who loudly boasts about their environmentally responsible lifestyle such as only shopping organic, lighting their homes with CFLs, and backyard composting yet, drives a HUMMER H2 and only drinks bottled water.

That hippiecrite scolded me for not recycling the paper wrapper I just tossed in the garbage as she headed off in her HUMMER H2 with windows open and air conditioning cranking to go swimming in her heated pool.

by Ocean Rat March 22, 2008

hippocritter

Dieting with many talkative overweight people prompted the play on the words, "overweight yacky hypocrite". A person who often talks a "good weight loss" but cannot follow through.

She kept talking about how 120 lbs was going to be easy yet after 3 year, she's gained weight. What a hippocritter!?!

by Chris Yandall November 16, 2004