Helga

A "Becky" is a blowjob, a "Helga" is a handjob.

Dude i went on a date with this girl and i got a Helga in the movie theater, It was the best Helga i have ever gotten before.

by Boogieman Gemma July 30, 2010

Helga

Jesus reborn as a girl who likes having sex with goats

She is such a HELGA

by Chayimushkibeepbeep March 21, 2017

Helga

Rumor has it that a guy woke up after a college party (in Germany) to find that his girlfriend had left him for another man. And in his stupor, he wandered around the campus calling "Helga?!" Slang in Germany for an "easy" female. Often times over heard toward the end of parties or as the evening winds down. Single males may exclaim "Helga?" trying to get some action before the night is through... this IS a last ditch effort.

in a crowd... "HELGA?!"

by gnukner October 11, 2007

helga

The second ugliest girl's name ever, next to Olga.

Person A: You know that girl you really like? What's her name?
Person B: Helga
Person A: She's ugly, isn't she?
Person B: How do you know? You've never seen her before
Person A: Because her name is Helga.

by Lordsamiam May 23, 2007

Helga

Mr. Henry's senior prom date was so ugly, she was the definition.

Yo momma is so helga!

Oh man, your senior prom date is just butt helga!

by EvilTwinKatie2 December 7, 2010

Helga's

Hell good, really good, great, so good its helga's

Yo this shits helga's, the bread has to be Helga's because it tastes helga's

by Saltypirate23 September 7, 2020

helga

desperate or thirsty

This word was created in reference to the character Helga Pataki in the (1996) Nickelodeon cartoon "Hey! Arnold" who is madly in love with the main character Arnold. Arnold is oblivious to Helga's love despite her constant admiration for him.

Girl 1: "Oh my gosh, Jerry keeps trying to wife me up and I already told him I'm not into him like that!"
Person 2: "Wow, that nigga's helga."

by vtygng August 25, 2013