Harper

Harper is a girl that is very kind and when she meets you she will care for you with all of her heart and she will never let you down . She will help you in JUST A LITTLE situation. She will never give up on you !

Harper “l will never give up and l will always be your friend “

by Jade howe November 22, 2017

Luke Harper

A WWE wrestler that doesn't change his shirt, has great ring abilities, and gets all the hoes.

He never cleans his shirt but gets all the hoes!
I know right! He's such a Luke Harper

by yourathot February 27, 2015

Joshua Harper

This is the name given to someone with unbelievably low iq and hygiene. Often found on farms as they mate with chickens and roosters.

If we put joshua harper in a room with Albert Einstein and Steven hawking the average iq goes down to 6.

by THE_FACT_GUY July 9, 2021

Harpercrite

Canadian Prime Minister, Stephen Harper's, hypocritical partnership of his Conservative party's alliance with the New Democrats, while airing smear campaigns against the official oppositions (Liberals) for doing exactly the same thing.

Stephen Harper allying with the NDP makes him Canada's first Harpercrite.

by MisterKitten September 16, 2009

alan harper

In reference to Jon Cryer's character in Two and a Half Men. The act of going to extreme lengths to be cheap and get out of paying for things.

"Frank, that cheap bastard, didn't want to split dinner so he left his wallet in the car!"
"He Alan Harpered you?!"
"Big time, buddy. I had to pick up his tab."

by Spinache903 July 22, 2017

Chris Harper Mercer

A based robot who killed 9 normalfags after brining the beta uprising meme into reality.

Some of you guys are alright don't go to school tomorrow if you are in the northwest.

Chris Harper Mercer was based.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh December 14, 2022

Charlie Harper

Charlie Sheen's character on Two and a half men. A hedonistic ladies man who works as a commercial jingle writer (and at least once a children's song writer). Harper was almost a mirror image of Sheen (the major difference being drug use, Sheen being a major user of most drugs whereas Harper only occasionally does weed, though still drinks a lot). Charlie does not enjoy the company of his mother Evelyn or brother Alan, but does occasionally enjoy hanging out with his nephew Jake (though does not hold back from making fun of his slow intelligence and frequent "toilet usage").

Sheen was fired from the show on March 7, 2011. For the upcoming ninth season, Harper will have been killed off in Paris after being hit by a train (reported as an accident but may have been done by wife/former stalker Rose due to her catching him with another woman). His house will be purchased by Walden Schmidt (played by Ashton Kutcher).

Charlie Harper was the heart of Two and a half men. Even if Kutcher's character is twice as funny, it still won't be able to replace him.

by Gaaraofthedamned August 14, 2011