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hanz mcthundercock

A big black man who know how to embrace the power of Zeus and cause women to have an electrifying orgasm
Batman performed "hanz mcthundercock" and left the woman paralyzed from the waist down
by Spaghetti nipples May 15, 2014
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hanz get the flamethrower

Hanz a soldier who carries a flamethrower

Overused by internet users to... I really don't know ask a cap for more info
"Hanz get the flamethrower"
p1: there are 99 Genders
p2:Hanz get ze flamethrower
by Pensai March 4, 2017
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hanz damage

Hanz damage or Hanz D for short is an artist, a misfit, skateboarder, a punk, a poet, a lover and a musician. Born in Buffalo NY where abouts are unknown.
"Hanz Damage you'll get the D later..."
by Hanz Damage February 18, 2018
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hanz giofer

Hanz Giofer is a quite person. He can be funny sometimes but he really is horny and shy. What a great person indeed, a smart and talented one.
Hanz Giofer is nice.
by DARRYL MARIE June 8, 2021
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Lifeless Hanz

A lifeless Hanz is a person who calls themselves Hanz (even though their name isn't Hanz) and they love to seek attention using the following steps.

Step 1) Download chat app and set a selfie as your display picture

Step 2) Give people cringy nicknames and throw around kiss and heart emojis and use slang terms that you wouldn't dare to use in real life, but you want to fit in so you use them on said app. Also private message as many dudes as you can and lead them on to get them to like you because nobody in real life gives you attention as you cant hide behind filters and makeup.

Step 3) Change display pic so you get more people commenting on it and more thirsty people giving you attention

Step 4) Pretend you hate the app, when in reality you love going on it and always think about going on it even when you've apparently "left the app".

Step 5) Change display pic again to another selfie with a couple filters and plenty of makeup that will gain more attention

Step 6) Tell everyone you are leaving the app, but before leaving you tell all the males to add you on snapchat

Step 7) All of a sudden become very active on snapchat and constantly post multiple selfies to your story every single day

Step 8) Approximately 1-3 months later the attention from snapchat has gone, and people give you no attention in real life so you repeat the process and go back to Step 1 and re-download chat app.
You're are being such a lifeless hanz right now, please stop it
by Teddy Bates May 27, 2017
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Lifeless Hanz

To be a lifeless Hanz you must do the following in order:

Step 1) Download chat app and set a selfie as your display picture

Step 2) Give people cringy nicknames and throw around kiss and heart emojis and use slang terms that you wouldn't dare to use in real life, but you want to fit in so you use them on said app. Also private message as many dudes as you can and lead them on to get them to like you because nobody in real life gives you attention as you cant hide behind filters and makeup.

Step 3) Change display pic so you get more people commenting on it and more thirsty people giving you attention

Step 4) Pretend you hate the app, when in reality you love going on it and always think about going on it even when you've apparently "left the app".

Step 5) Change display pic again to another selfie with a couple filters and plenty of makeup that will gain more attention

Step 6) Tell everyone you are leaving the app, but before leaving you tell all the males to add you on snapchat

Step 7) All of a sudden become very active on snapchat and constantly post multiple selfies to your story every single day

Step 8) Approximately 1-3 months later the attention from snapchat has gone, and people give you no attention in real life so you repeat the process and go back to Step 1 and re-download chat app.
Damn dude, you're being one helluva lifeless hanz rn
by Teddy Bates May 24, 2017
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hanzalah

Hanzalah is a very cool guy he has a strong mind and a good heart and is fearless of other people he has a bad habit of spending money and also he has a big interest in his women.
Hanzalah is a very cool guy
by Jhgg55 November 11, 2017
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