HAF

Short form of hung as fuck or hungover as fuck. Used after an especially DAF night.

by Steph DC July 21, 2008

an acronym for the phrase "healthy as Fuck"

A:What kind of cereal do you want?
B:chex
A: dude! chex are HAF!

Hafs

Hot as fuck Specimen: ie when a girl or guy is hot beyond measure

by Q&H May 14, 2016

Abbreviation for "High as fuck." Similair and converse to "Daf," meaning "Drunk as fuck."

Person 1: "Man, I think I had a great time last night; not sure though, since i was so Daf."

Person 2: "Huh? Sorryy....I'm haf right now!"

by dunbarmedallion January 19, 2012

Informal use of the modal verb have to.

"What do you haf to do today?"

I haf to clean the litter box and do my homework.

H- High
A-As
F-Fuck

you place it after a sentence if when you typed it you were high as fuck.(haf)<-Like that

Holy Shit I love my grandma she bought me Reese peanut butter cups!(haf)

by Bad-Fish June 29, 2011

Fucking amazing babe. no one can live without a Haf. Hard to find suck a beautiful girl. She is sexy, hot and always horny

by YourMyPrettyLady February 24, 2009