A gymatard is the name of a person who executes superior gymnastic skills in the form of cartwheeling over cement blocks at skate parks across the country.
They are also known for rolling around in the grass looking like they have a disorder of some kind.
They are also known for rolling around in the grass looking like they have a disorder of some kind.
Rachelle: Who is that guy doing crazy tricks in that skate park over there ?
James: Oh, that's Keaton.
Rachelle: What is he doing exactly ?
James: He's practicing gymatard.
Rachelle: Wow, he's amazing!!
James: Oh, that's Keaton.
Rachelle: What is he doing exactly ?
James: He's practicing gymatard.
Rachelle: Wow, he's amazing!!
by shell553 April 22, 2010
Get the gymatard mug.Unsuspecting uncontrollable violent pelvic thrusts brought on by an unknown chemical reaction. One specific known strain is Gyrationatosis: 111, gyrating malfunction triggered by a weird genetic combination present in some 20th century humans.
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by the animal observer April 19, 2009
Get the Rhino Gyrating mug.an extremely large and vascular mf or a small twig trying to become an extremely large and vascular mf. Usually pull 100s of bitches or absolutely 0; there is no middle ground.
Often too poor for a therapist, so decide to destroy their bodies to build bigger muscles to hide their feelings.
Listens to rap but will eventually turn to rock, then metal, and finally death metal.
Takes enough preworkout to kill a horse to sustain a gym session longer than
Will often prolong a gym workout to hope to catch the eye of a female, which won’t happen.
Also suffers from body dysmorphia and an Adonis complex.
In war with the gym bros, powerlifters and bodybuilders against crossfitters.
Often too poor for a therapist, so decide to destroy their bodies to build bigger muscles to hide their feelings.
Listens to rap but will eventually turn to rock, then metal, and finally death metal.
Takes enough preworkout to kill a horse to sustain a gym session longer than
Will often prolong a gym workout to hope to catch the eye of a female, which won’t happen.
Also suffers from body dysmorphia and an Adonis complex.
In war with the gym bros, powerlifters and bodybuilders against crossfitters.
Crossfitter: Yo did u see that guy, he was here for 4 hours? He’s a psycho.
Gym bro: yeah he’s a gym rat, and pulls more bitches than you, you dumb crossfitter.
Crossfitter: what the hell was he listening to? Sounded horrible.
Gym bro: Slipknot, something pussies like you won’t understand.
Gym bro: yeah he’s a gym rat, and pulls more bitches than you, you dumb crossfitter.
Crossfitter: what the hell was he listening to? Sounded horrible.
Gym bro: Slipknot, something pussies like you won’t understand.
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Get the Gyrating mug.In terms of sports, if someone is called a Gym rat it is to be taken positively. Someone who puts in the work more than anyone else to become a better player, is considered a gym rat.
Sports commentator 1: Did you see that jump shot, fundamental skills.
Sports commentator 2: Yeah, hes a gym rat and puts in the work.
Sports commentator 2: Yeah, hes a gym rat and puts in the work.
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