guzzle 

The phenomena of internally reacting to an experience/message which would prompt a visceral response if other people were present/ if the experience was shared. (laughing in your head because no one else is there) (the theory that facial expressions are largely performed/learned and humans threshold for humour is significantly higher than externally presented)

Reading Gus's text made me guzzle, when I read it aloud to Lulu I started to laugh out loud.

guzzle by proteinballs July 3, 2024

Guzzle Juice 

A terrible drink originating from the pile of shit called Fortnite.

Person 1: yOu ShOUlD plAY FaRDnIghte!!! i GOT DA guzzle JUICE!
Person 2: Hello mario

Guzzle Juice by Guzzle Juice Hater April 7, 2022

guzzle your custard 

the act of fellatio

Man did she "guzzle your custard" last night....

guzzle your custard by savannahman March 18, 2010

guzzle the nozzle 

To suck someone's dick viciously.

Damn! You must really like him to pull down his pants and guzzle the nozzle right there!

guzzle the nozzle by glxwsquid June 10, 2023

Guzzle buddy 

When you guzzle your buddy.

Hey did you plug and chug your guzzle buddy.

Guzzle buddy by GUZZLE BUDDY February 13, 2018

Guzzle Wuggleridedled 

When you confuse someone so hard that they cannot bear the power you just used on them, to the point where they disappear into the void.

"Dude don't go near that magician."

"What, why not?"

"John asked to see a magic trick, and he was so Guzzle Wuggleridedled that he disappeared!"

Guzzle Wuggleridedled by Guzzle Wuggleridedler December 27, 2021

guzzle guzzle 

oral sex or blowjob which results in a gargling noise being emitted.

1.i came on her face and she went guzzle guzzle.

2. honey ive had a hard day its time for guzzle guzzle

guzzle guzzle by barnes ladz July 10, 2009