gunch

An all encompassing word; a utility word. It may be used as a verb, adjective, or noun.

The way you use gunch is all up to you. It's an energy that can only be described as an unimaginable force that the most powerful people can use.

"Wow dude, you really gunched that one up."
"Hey, gunchie! Haven't seen you in a while!"
"What the gunch is up, Kyle?"
"I'm so gunched off right now I could punch someone."
"Uh-oh, I'm gonna gunch!"

by andouilles January 5, 2022

Gouche Gobbler

One who gobbles on another person's gouche, especially when the victim does not want his gouche gobbled upon.

Not to be confused with a Gouche Goblin, which is just a word some tard named Nate made up to hide the fact that he is a Gouche Gobbler.

Person 1: Man, the gouche gobbler got me last night while I was asleep!

Person 2: That's fucked up.

by DQ-Matthews August 3, 2010

gauche

Lacking any class. Dumb and unartful, like most of the words in this dictionary.
fool

Man, you are so gauche. You ain't got no learnin'.

by jerdawg April 15, 2005

Guiche

Montréal slang for bank fraude usually involving cashing out big amounts of money. If you're from montreal than you know guiche.

Yo bro send me your guiche we are gonna cashout.
Holla guiche c'est live 5k minimum dont sleep.

by Pidre Cat October 26, 2020

dry gulching

Attacking someone by surprise, knocking someone out from behind, or ambushing somebody.

She got put in solitary for dry gulching her cellmate in the yard.

by Zsinix September 20, 2016

gouching

Sedation / Drowsiness
Under the
influence of Heroin (An appearance of nodding off to sleep).

Stop gouching Bro and go get a nuffa £10 bag. Im clucking

by Sun lolly August 1, 2003

mrs gulch

When an old woman farts in mid stride at the store and casually continues to walk down the aisle.

"Omg what was that?"

"Idk dude but it smells like a mrs gulch"
"Runnnnn"

by jaynedough May 11, 2015