girth intruder

A person that violates ones personal space, orifice, or body cavity with a stunningly massive thick dick GirthWorm GirthusMaximus

I was minding my own business, and my BF got drunk and kept wanting to play girth intruder with my ass all weekend, like he was back in jail or something.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 14, 2019

Girth Queen

a slang for a person, whether a heterosexual female, gay male, transvestite or transsexual, who prefers their sexual partner(s) to have a THICKER-than-average penis. This is a variation of the term size queen with emphasis not simply on the penis size but instead the penis girth. A girth queen may use penis girth as a major or single factor in determining a suitable partner & actually turn down sex with a potential partner if they are not thick enough or a pencil dick as they exclusively have sex with guys who have fat and/or wide penises.. The premise of the preference for girth is that a fat thick meaty penis stuffs & stretches their pussy, asshole and/or mouth and gives them a "full" feeling which cannot be replicated by a skinny penis. Note that though girth queens love girth, which is the circumference of the entire penis (measured around), they may also express love for men who may not be overly girthy but have a very wide penis, which is the diameter of the entire penis (measured across) as the pressure and full feeling can still be achieved due to the thick width.

Niyla Styers: I saw Sara Jay take Shane Diesel in a BTS from a porn shoot and she was fucking loving it

Duante Amorculo: That's no surprise dude, she's a notorious girth queen, she LOVES big fat slabs of man meat stuffing, stretching and filling up her pussy. she's a legend

Niyla: i would love to try something a lot thicker and fatter than you, i need something super meaty like what Shane, Shorty Mac, Mike Adriano, Manuel Ferrera, Xander Corvus, Eric Everhard & Danny D got, those guys have the fattest cocks around.

Duante: well sucks for you, you're stuck with my thin skinny bony pencil dick lol

by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo May 26, 2015

garth webb secondary school

Garth Webb is a new high school in Oakville. It consists of white people and spoiled rich Arabs. You can get head from about any girl there, and no worries the entire school will find out about it within 5 mins. But it's alright bc there are factors that you get to enjoy, like people throwing up in the middle of class bc they are too high.

Saaed: Bro, did you hear about what happened at Garth Webb secondary school last week?
Ryan: yeah, Connor got in so much shit

by Qewtji February 20, 2017

Girth University

The ultimate achievement of one’s group

That kid was must be in Girth University What a great guy

by Girth University February 18, 2018

Garthok

Animal on Coneheads that Beldar Conehead has to narfle.
Garthok Weakness: Golf Club Like weapons

Beldar Conehead must "Narfle the Garthok"!

by Scott "Colonel K-Train" September 12, 2005

Girth Queen

a slang for a person, whether a heterosexual female, gay male, transvestite or transsexual, who prefers their sexual partner(s) to have a THICKER-than-average penis. This is a variation of the term size queen with emphasis not simply on the penis size but instead the penis girth. A girth queen may use penis girth as a major or single factor in determining a suitable partner & actually turn down sex with a potential partner if they are not thick enough or a pencil dick as they exclusively have sex with guys who have fat and/or wide penises.. The premise of the preference for girth is that a fat thick meaty penis stuffs & stretches their pussy, asshole and/or mouth and gives them a "full" feeling which cannot be replicated by a skinny penis. Note that though girth queens love girth, which is the circumference of the entire penis (measured around), they may also express love for men who may not be overly girthy but have a very wide penis, which is the diameter of the entire penis (measured across) as the pressure and full feeling can still be achieved due to the thick width.

Niyla Styers: I saw Sara Jay take Shane Diesel in a BTS from a porn shoot and she was fucking loving it

Duante Amorculo: That's no surprise dude, she's a notorious girth queen, she LOVES big fat slabs of man meat stuffing, stretching and filling up her pussy. she's a legend

Niyla: i would love to try something a lot thicker and fatter than you, i need something super meaty like what Shane, Shorty Mac, Mike Adriano, Manuel Ferrera, Xander Corvus, Eric Everhard & Danny D got, those guys have the fattest cocks around.

Duante: well sucks for you, you're stuck with my thin skinny bony pencil dick lol

by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo May 26, 2015

Gnarfle the Garthok

A form of punishment on the planet Remulak. The offending conehead is placed in a Colosseum-like arena containing thousands of spectators. When the garthok is released the prisoner must battle it using only a hook and short staff. If the garthok is successfully gnarfled, the prisoner regains his honor. If he fails the conehead is killed and eaten by the garthok.

You have betrayed your cone heritage; therefore, you will . . . gnarfle the garthok!

by Brian McManus June 21, 2006