Gurt-Gurt

When one puts yogurt on their back to "heal" a sun burn, and only get curdled smelly... awesomeness.

Danny: Hey Gurt-Gurt your really should go outside its been 5 months and it still smells.
Adam: SHUT UP! I hate you and your "I'm always right "attitude". JEEZE!"

by Not Gurt-Gurt January 29, 2011

Gurt-gurt

A little extra on your ______.

I done snuk into ma homies room while he was sleeping and said, “gimme dat Gurt-gurt.”

by Eden Ars July 28, 2018

gurt

Often used as an adverb.
Originating from the English West Country, including the city of Bristol.
Originally meaning "great" as in "great big" or "gurt big", but now is also used in place of "really", "well", "very" and "exceptionally".

eg.
"gurt lush"
"gurt smart"
These can also be abreviated to simply "gurt"

"Would you look at that donkey, ee's got a gurt bigun!"

"Tracey's gurt!"

"That bendy-bus is gurt lush!"

by gonkenstien August 17, 2012

gurt

to throw up

person 1: *gags*
person 2: “oh shit he’s bouta gurt!”

by juicybutticus January 01, 2020

gurt

Great, very large. used:Devon and part of Cornwall (England)

1. Gurtun A large one
2. Gurtbegoil A Great big hole

by Phil Staddon August 20, 2003

gurt

the act of oral sex

And when you gurt me I always start laughing a little
You do it so good you make tha shit tickle-"Miss Me Kiss Me Lick Me"-Cold Flamez

by RedzJunya June 07, 2009

gurt

To ejaculate on a turtle

After finishing his walk in the park, Brent decided he could use a nice Gurt.

by thegurtmeister1 March 04, 2010