Gumping

To prematurely blow your load, like Forrest did with Jenny.

Mark gumps every time he gets more than one lap dance.

by John Bukkake March 28, 2005

Gumping

Gumping is when you perform "sexual activities" to yourself, while licking a toilet seat in a public place!

Steve broke into a tramps den and robbed his toilet seat for a good old gumping session, then returned to give the tramp a blowie for his can of beer ;)

by hahahahahaha!! i'll remove it! November 13, 2009

Gumping

The act of doing/saying something really stupid, and making yourself look special needs to everyone around you.

"When that kid stubbed his toe and threw a temper tantrum, he was really gumping it."

"You're really gumping it with all of your Poppy Playtime jokes."

by Adamchan900 June 09, 2023

Gumping

1: Sexual intercourse between two old people, without their false teeth in, A cross between "Humping" and "Gumming"

2: General sex

"I caught my grandparents gumping last night, it was sick"

"Sarah blatantly gumped him last night"

by Chrissie & Ben April 18, 2007

Gumping

To suck a penis dry after it has been inserted into the anus and having fecal matter on it.

"Man, I pulled my dick out of her ass and she sucked all the shit off it!"

by Peter H July 14, 2003

Gump Gump

Is everything and is everywhere but no one can find out what it is.

Hey man she’s kinda hot, yeah I think I’m gonna take her to the Gump Gump.

Mom: What do you want for dinner?
Me: Gump Gump

You best change that attitude before I send Gump Gump on you!

by Gump Gump September 04, 2019

Gumping It

So, 'gumping it' is when someone is not quite retarded, but they're like just on that line.

"I need to confess a sin, Father. I worked at a grocery store in my teenage years, I won't get specific. There was this one girl-- are you familiar with the term 'gumping it' --so while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. This will come important later in the story..."

by Totally Not A Furry March 06, 2021