Gumping

The act of running long distance with no set distance, destination or time constraints

"Rich I'm going for a major spot of gumping this evening, fancy joinging"
"Sorry Lee I can't, my legs still ache from that major gumping session last night"

by Richi Boi June 15, 2017

Gumping

Somthing that is disgusting or smelly. Generally foul. Someone who is very ugly. Someone who is obese.
Can be used as adjective or noun.
Has different meaning in different contexts

-That man is gumping. (Note: he could be smelly or ugly)
-That sewage leak is gumping.
-Did you see that fat woman on television? Yeah, she was gumping

by WelshMaster101 April 15, 2011

Gumping

To prematurely blow your load, like Forrest did with Jenny.

Mark gumps every time he gets more than one lap dance.

by John Bukkake March 27, 2005

Gumping

Gumping is when you perform "sexual activities" to yourself, while licking a toilet seat in a public place!

Steve broke into a tramps den and robbed his toilet seat for a good old gumping session, then returned to give the tramp a blowie for his can of beer ;)

by hahahahahaha!! i'll remove it! November 13, 2009

Gumping

The act of doing/saying something really stupid, and making yourself look special needs to everyone around you.

"When that kid stubbed his toe and threw a temper tantrum, he was really gumping it."

"You're really gumping it with all of your Poppy Playtime jokes."

by Adamchan900 June 9, 2023

gumping

diving for fart bubbles

He went gumping around the entire pool

by yonder August 29, 2004

Gumping

1: Sexual intercourse between two old people, without their false teeth in, A cross between "Humping" and "Gumming"

2: General sex

"I caught my grandparents gumping last night, it was sick"

"Sarah blatantly gumped him last night"

by Chrissie & Ben April 26, 2007