Gumby

Someone with no ass

by Patsy June 28, 2003

Gumby

Somebody who plays as the New Orleans Saints on Madden 11 yet is incapable of tackling Greg Jennings even when Jennings suffered a broken leg.

F*** you Gumby!

by OneOfTheMostBestOffenses January 25, 2011

Gumby

A skinny-ass, whiny mouthed, cum-swallowing biznatch, with an addiction to fisting his own asshole.

"What the fuck Gumby, pass the fucking ball, stop ruining our entire fucking rugby team!"

by Gunt October 17, 2004

Gumby

A man wearing a kerchief hat and talking very loudly. Not very bright.

"I'M GOING TO OPERATe!!!!!"

by Dark Cid February 23, 2004

Gumby

one who has no spine, eg. Gray Davis

Well, they finally threw Gumby out of office.

by Levi October 8, 2003

Gumby

When a toothless person gives a blow job ( usually an elderly person)

bro I just got a mean gumby from the old cat lady .

I'm trying to go to the nursing home and get me gumby

by headydef May 25, 2016

Gumby

1. Random insignificant character who usually dies after their short fifteen minutes of obscurity

2. Green clay figure in a spiffy clay cartoon who stars with the ALMIGHTY SPIFFY BLOCKHEADS who will take over the world!!

1. There's lots of Gumbys in Gundam Wing, which incidentally has nothing to do with clay.
2. Don't step on Gumby.

by miso November 27, 2003