get the guillotine!

saying you use when a girl has a hot body but a nasty face.

"Oh shit, that girl is hot"
-then the face is revealed
"aaaaaaaah, get the guillotine!"

by longschlong silver April 12, 2003

Dick guillotine

Vagina so tight it cuts off your penis when it gets tighter.

I can't have sex for weeks now, my sister has a dick guillotine.

by LilGanja1337 March 4, 2021

Guillotine

A very old French invention, typically with a large wooden frame, and a very sharp slate of metal attached to a rope. The person being executed is then laid down in position, the rope is pulled and they are decapitated.

"Today, at the hanging, we have two contraptions instead. An old-fashioned rope, and our new invention, the guillotine. It is swifter, and cleaner and has no chances of survival."

by Intellectually Inclined Person February 22, 2019

Virginia Guillotine

When you stick the tip of a man's penis in an open pocket knife then close it

My Buddy Kyle got Virginia Guillotined

by WishIWasSwallowed March 11, 2021

Guillosack

Having one's sack injured by, and not limited to, a chopping, pinching, slashing motion. Much like a guillotine would.

The weed-whacker's chain inched closer to his leg and guillosacked an unsuspecting Dylan.

by CMin8her May 31, 2010

Guilo

A term for a Person of white ethnicity used by Cantonese speaking Asians

Thank you Guilo, Have a nice day

by Scatman_Jonny January 9, 2010

guillao

Someone that believes he/she is something they are not. Someone full of it.

Ese tipo es un guillao(spanish)

That dude thinks he's all that

by Nemo380 July 22, 2006