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guffufel

A lot of unnecessary fuss about nothing much at all. Often comedic in nature or having, in the least, whimsical undertones.

Alternative spellings: guffufal, guffufle, gerfuffle, kaffufal, kaffufel and kerfuffle.

My Dad, B. Fathers, often spoke of a "kaffufal valve". I took it that a kaffufal valve would be the type of thing used or found on one of Professor Branestawms' inventions popularised in a series of books by Norman Hunter.

See: Author Norman Hunter and in particular W. Heath Robinsons' illustrations of Professor Branestawms' inventions/contraptions to understand about kaffufal valves and you will see the connection between guffufel and a kaffufal valve.

Guffufel - A lot of unnecessary fuss about nothing much at all.

Kaffufal valve - An unnecessary device used on a unnecessary machine that tends to lead to a lot of comedic fuss about nothing much at all.
Two women at a 10% off sale in the ladies underwear section of a store, were fighting over this one last bra. They were tugging and pulling until suddenly the bra ripped in half. Each women, sweating, puffing and panting walked off, triumphant, with half a bra each.

Two male staff members who witnessed this titty covering tug'o'war, wondered why it was sooo important to get the bra or even one half of it and whatever would they do about their homeless titty? Turning to each other one of the staff persons remarked to the other "what a f'kin guffufel, silly pair of Guff Buckets."
by Rod Fathers (see Guff Bucket) November 1, 2013
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Guffaw

guf·faw (g-fô)
noun
1.A hearty, boisterous burst of laughter.
2.To laugh heartily and boisterously.
3.Danzor
Jake guffawed at Dan's foolish attempts to look intelligent.
by Ennkay April 14, 2008
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Guffauto

“Self laugh” (Latin). Reacting to one’s own comment or post with a “haha” or smile emoji indicating recognition of humor. The Joker (character from the Batman universe) is well known for using frequent verbal guffauto by maniacally laughing after making an ominous or threatening statement.
Dude, that joke was so lame I can’t believe you gave it a guffauto!
by Squidulus tents March 12, 2022
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Gufflefuck

Noun - A situation so completely screwed up that it can't be fixed.

Verb - To fuck something so hard, it shits baby giraffes.
Trying to drug your mom and have crazy amounts of sex with her has turned into quite the gufflefuck.


I'm going to gufflefuck that black kid, and his anus will weep with giraffes.
by Dracula Bugtits April 19, 2009
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cunt guff

The words cunt and guff combined to describe a fanny fart.
That girl in the pub last night let out a huge cunt guff and everyone could hear it.
by cult88 December 19, 2008
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Tickled Gruffy

An itchy grundle, iritated gooch
Dude i slept with this dirty bird and now i got an tickled gruffy.
by JerzeyJBoi June 12, 2018
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Gufferer

One who claims to be a juggalo/juggalette but does not gather/has not gathered
Greyson is not a juggalo because gufferers are not juggalos.
by kissmyaxe17 January 6, 2022
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