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Guatemalan Sunrise

An appropriate way to awake your lady. After a long night of sweaty sex and she lays with a blissful look upon her face. You start at her chin dragging your genitals up her face until your balls cross her eyelids, lifting them and awakening her thus creating sunrise effect.
I gave my lady a Guatemalan Sunrise and saved myself a trip to Starbucks.
by Jsweet April 22, 2014
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E-gaged

E-gaged. When your date, girlfriend, boyfriend, or significant other continuously ignores you because they won’t put their Electronic device down and be present.
Gal: “What do you think about those plans?”
Guy: “What plans?”
Gal: “If you would put your phone down and not be so E-gaged, you you know what plans!”
by AGRODEO April 25, 2021
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Guatemalan Neck Brace

While a woman is receiving oral from a person, she wraps her legs around their head and farts. Her legs form a neck brace making it impossible for the person to break free.
I had to shave my goatee because it still smelled like that Guatemalan Neck Brace she gave me the other night.
by Don Jr. April 19, 2010
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Guatemelon

A cantaloupe-shaped superhero with a cape!
"Watch out Captain Planet! Here comes Guatemelon!"
by The Guatemelon October 20, 2015
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Guatemala

The country that typical Americans get mixed up with Mexico
Haley: What’s up with you and Mexican guys? You’ve dated Axel, Jorge, Daniel, and Jesus and now you’re dating Miguel!
Sydney: Miguel is not Mexican, he’s Guatemalan. There’s a difference!
Haley: Where’s Guatemala?
Sydney: Guatemala is the next country south of Mexico. A lot of people get Mexicans and Guatemalans confused so you’re not the only person that got the countries confused.
by fuckyoudude January 24, 2018
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GUAG

GUAG - Get Up And Go
An acronym of Get Up And Go, GUAG is a modern day term used to describe the spirit, desire and motivation to get up and do something, or, an individual or group possessing said attribute.
Wow that person has a lot of GUAG!
You’re going to need a lot of GUAG to get that done.
He/She’s got GUAG.
If he/she only had more GUAG they would have achieved their goal.
by Ultimo Squage August 4, 2018
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Guagüis

Mexican/Latin term used to define oral sex performed by a female.
"That chick Tina gives a mad Guagüis!"

"¡Esa vieja da un Guagüis bien macizo!"
by Zavala82 May 22, 2013
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