Groton

Groton, Massachusetts is a very boring, average town with very average people. Most people are nice but may judge you behind your back. Most kids go to Groton-Dunstable Regional High School except for the stuck up, rich, slackers who go to Groton School.

Those people are awesome, they must be from Groton.

by JRF527 December 15, 2010

gauton

A fine specimen of well-developed muscle

Woah dude check out that gauton over there, I could bench for 20 years and not be close to his sculpted tones.

by Mezger December 6, 2013

Grütenhaur

A racial slur used by Scandinavian people to refer to Asian children

Hey Sven, look at all the little Grütenhaurs running around the pool like they own the place

by Caflisch22 September 12, 2017

Groton New York

A Place were the football team fucking destroys Moravia and fucks their bitches

Groton New York the place to be!

by Anthony Mooreeee June 9, 2023

groton long point

Groton Long Point is small town on the Connecticut shore. A place that is nearly deserted except for the months of July and August. GLP is known for its rediculous cops...pulling over kids for riding without helmets and breaking up parties that consists of a few beers and a root table.Most of the people that come to GLP it is there second or third home... these people mostly come from fairfield county and bring there cocky ignorrant attitude to GlP. Weekends in GlP usually consists of people sitting at the "Point Spa" buying overpriced candy and drinks. The piont spa didnt even have milkshakes until it was protested. During the day kids ride there bikes around going to east dock and longboarding pretending like they are from "Dogtown." Most kids in GlP are wanna be surfer however can barely stand up on 12 foot long boards on 3 foot waves. The girls in GlP are pretty and pretend to be friends with each other but secretly hate each other while the boys try to be Bro's and try to attract these pretty but annoying girls with there long blonde flow and avator bro googles.. overall Glp is fairfield county of the shore with rich cocky kids and root parties that gets busted

girl one: wanna go to groton long point and through a party in the abandon houses...
girl two: no the cops suck there lets go to Dairy Queen

by redballon May 5, 2009

groton

a school where they have fun shoving broomsticks up each other's asses

groton kids enjoy sodomy

by dadada1234 December 28, 2005

Groton

Decent boarding school that holds great pride in its academics and athletics. However, what actually goes on inside the school is a whole different story - students drink, smoke, slack off work, and show off their wealth through excess fashion and cars. Campus is miserable and dorm room walls aren't even walls.

A lot of joking about being gay which 60% of the school probably is.

Clearly a school filled with Andover and Exeter rejects.

Smart kid: "YES! I got into Andover!!! What school did you get into?"
Fag: "I got rejected from every school I applied to... Except for Groton"
Smart kid: "Sucks to be you"

by HolyMotherOfCows May 4, 2013