Benedict Grundled

When you get a girl to kiss your grundle, holding back your sack & balls - but betray her at the last minute by letting them flop onto her face.

"Baby see how soft my taint is - give my grundle a kiss!"
*flop*
"You benedict grundled me!? I feel so betrayed!"

by mutorcs December 12, 2009

Grunted

Making a total mess

He grunted the vienesse whirl all over the carpet

by anonymous777777777 November 3, 2016

grundled

A feeling of general laziness, lack of motivation or tiredness - that could be overcome if you really gave a damn.

After a big night out, I woke up hangover free but feeling completely grundled. So I bought some KFC and watched a couple of videos.

by systematicd March 4, 2009

gruntle

when someone has sex with another person wearing a kilt or skirt

also a full gruntle would be a woman in a skirt/dress and a man in a kilt



Source: Bryan McLaren, Sep 1, 2004

"I just did a full gruntle with my guy while he was wearing his kilt!"

by Bryan McLaren September 1, 2004

Gruntlet

Defined by Jessica to describe Lynn's laughing reply to a joke. The laugh was classified as a grunt and Jessica called Lynn a Gruntlet to make fun of her.

Jessica: Haha...Gruntlet.
Matt: Gruntlet? What the fuck is a Gruntlet?
Jessica: It's a little person who grunts.

by Frows December 30, 2004

Gruntle

Verb: Used as a homonym for disgruntle, because it is shorter and still sounds like it means to upset or anger.

My car died, I am gruntled.

He gruntled on me all day!

by Zelliette May 18, 2010

grundled

to become extremely angry, causing your grundle to heat up to very hot temperatures

The way he looked at me got me so grundled.

by Herbert White March 5, 2009