Grundlebug

tiny pieces of feces that you miss wiping after you go the toilet, that dry and become attached to your grundle hairs. Also known as "dags", the removal of these items is often met with a severe stinging sensation and repulsive odour stain on the fingers

1. "just like ripping off a band-aid, i closed my eyes and yanked off the grundlebugs until they were all gone and it stung like crazy!"

by TrueAussieDictionary May 18, 2009

grundlebeast

The grundlebeast:
a creature that dwells in the dark forests of eldermoon.
very tough and unpredictable.

Man, what a grundlebeast grundel is!

by sourDOUgH January 24, 2004

Grundleburst

An awesome band. They rose to fame with they're number 1 hit song, "2 Cool 4 School". Their songs are generally recorded in one take around a single mic, and often improvised (though sometimes based off of snippets of magnetic poetry. The members are as follows:

Mick Furgn: Vocals
Nick Schweinstegger: Guitar, backup vocals
Max Sven III: Kazoo

Their first album, released in 2006, was called Imagine Shlock, and was recorded on two non-consecutive afternoons.

I just listened to Grundleburst's debut album Imagine Shlock and it was so good.

by max sven III August 10, 2006

Grundlebraider

One who braids abnormally long grundle hair (nifkin or taint hair.)

After receiving a pony tail instead of a french braid, jaay went back to his neighborhood grundlebraider and demanded his money back.

by Jeff September 1, 2003

GrundleBurger

The process of spreading one's asscheeks while applying them over another's nose in the act of slumber.

I gave my neighbor a grundleburger when she was sleeping and i snuck in. The next day she had what i like to call "poopy nose"

by Big Teddy Poop August 28, 2007

grundlemonkey

grundlemonkey (pl grundlemonkeys) N. -
1. Various debris or foreign matter attached to the nether region between posterior and anterior (see grundle); also the annoyance thereof.
2. A person (or persons) representing said debris and its annoyance.

1. "So I pulled down her panties and there was this freaking grundlemonkey just staring at me. I wrapped her back up and sent her home."
2. "Damn, dude, quit hanging around so close with that terrible gold chain and musk, you grundlemonkey."

by fretburnr December 9, 2008

grundlelovin

when you like to lick, eat and fondle the grundle.

She licked grundlelovin grundle even though there was gum on it.

by eibs April 22, 2009