grunch

Gross Universal Cash Heist (R. Buckminster Fuller book)

The grunch of gaints are taking your money all the time

by satans' November 03, 2010

grunch

The act of cutting off another driver suddenly when in traffic. Also, you may be the " Gruncher" or the " Grunchee", and it is possible to be " Grunched".

" Oh Damn!! There is the exit. Oh well, I'm gonna grunch this dude in the Kia!!"

by charles mullen April 28, 2004

GRUNCH

Taking a real mean shit

Man, my ass is on fire after my last grunch.
I need to take a grunch after being anally intruded.

by peebot August 08, 2009

grunch

the stench of moldy semen, body odor, old clothing, and human waste that has fermented for many months in a small college dormroom.

Kevin was trying to get his mack on when his bitch said, "It smells like grunch in here!"

by Kevin Patel December 16, 2003

grunch

the smell that is left over after kevin patel takes a large dump in your house that you can smell from the opposite side of the house

i couldn't enter my house because of the horrible grunch smell

by kevin patel January 10, 2004

grunch

The hard crusty stuff that glues your eyelids shut in the morning. An indicator that your hangover is going to be so bad that you beg for a migrane instead.

Oh man, after those two (three?)bottles of tequila last night I woke up with some serious grunch in my eyes. Please, kill me now...

by kru kutech January 06, 2009

grunching

to give up on anything without any good reason at all. To basically be a giant pussy.

Tim: I didn't use that free trip to Europe because I might of had to work
Tim's Friend: Well your fucking "grunching" that aren't you

by boogerlips March 23, 2010