Dirty Grumbles

Sucking dick from below while person on top is hovering over your chest, while shitting or rubbing shit on your nipples

I wanted a raise, so I gave the boss a proper dirty grumbles

by Chrometitty October 27, 2021

Grumplestiltskin

A person who gets really mad when they are sleepy. They also generally look disheveled. They might bite or otherwise harm you if you approach them while sleeping.

Grumplestiltskin over here bit me because I sat next to her on the couch while she was asleep

by The scrog dog December 26, 2018

grumplemoose

Someone who's unreasonably grumpy and is acting like a moose

My girlfriend is being such a grumplemoose! moody

by grumpssssxxx March 6, 2017

Grumpleupagus

The term "Grumpleupagus" is a combined term, taking inspiration from Sesame Street character, Snuffleupagus, and the word "grumpy". Grumpleupagus is a noun used to describe a rather cranky being. In modern mythology, some say the grumpleupaguses used their long trunk to shoo away persons they find annoying.

Oh John, you're such a grumpleupagus. What's the problem?

by Bailey Sablock February 23, 2008

Grumplestiltskin

when someone is in a bad mood and taking it out on you!

Dani the Honeybear was real rude and mean last night! I think she's acting like a true grumplestiltskin!

by RalphusFudge June 19, 2017

grumplepotamus

A very very grumpy person who is prone to snap or "go off" much like a grumpy violent hippopotamus. See also grumpy gus, grumpus, grumplestiltskin.

Richard is being a total grumplepotamus this morning, what the hell is wrong with him?

by Omitshod December 11, 2013

Grumple Puff

a man or woman who is extremely irritable, winey, and angry with the world for no apparent or valid reason and who attempts to appear happy and fun on the surface but cannot hide their discontent, resulting in a very unpleasant person to be around, a Grumple Puff

"Hey would you like to go hang out with kyle?"
"No way he has been a real Grumple Puff lately."

by KyleP11 December 1, 2014