The untalented who follow the
talented around, to try and get some
talent rubbed off unto their dull,
talentless shoulders.
Why the hell would you be a groupie?! Be a
roadie instead, you get to handle all the neat guitars, set up lights and
tech stuff, and if you *accidentally* get to sleep with one of the bandmates, people won't call you a slut, they'll just say you're friends with benefits....goddamn stereotypes...