Groundbag

When you don’t have a condom, but find a used one on the ground and reuse it

“This chick took me out back of the bar to do it. Didn’t have a condom so ended up having to groundbag it”

by Notoriousbagger January 6, 2023

Spook the Groundhog

The act of killing one's boner permanently by suggesting an unusual sexual act or portraying a nasty image.

Hot Chick: I can't wait to fuck. You roleplay as hilter, I'll be Mussolini.
Me: Way to spook the groundhog on that one bitch.

by D Sheee March 26, 2010

Bisexual Groundhog Day

The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.

"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."

by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014

Alabama Groundhog

A sexual act during oral in which at the point of climax, the woman stops and uppercuts the man's nuts into his scrotal canal. If they see his balls shadow when they re-descend, he gets four more weeks of BJs.

Damn man. My balls still hurt from that Alabama Groundhog Jill gave me. Upside a month of sloppy toppy.

by ClevelandBrown15 January 29, 2015

groundfreak

This term was first used when Sam H had a large quantity of alcohol at a New Years' Eve party many years ago. Sam subsequently spent the entire evening vomitting into a kitchen sink, and followed this by walking home with his head slumped towards the ground. A groundfreak can therefore be somebody who has had too many drinks, but can also be used in a number of other situations. For example, if an individual is wishing to be alone for sustained periods of time, or becomes reluctant to participate in certain activities, they can be said to be groundfreaking. Furthermore, a groundfreak can be a person who is upset, tired or complaining a lot. The term has become somewhat of a cult saying in British universities.

I'm not sure what's up with Nathan, he's being a groundfreak.

Matt isn't coming out to play football today, he's groundfreaking.

by David Mirra June 21, 2006

snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed

to legally take care of a problem before it's too late or before the problem gets worse

if you have a house and a groundhog living under your front porch, you better snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed. In this scenario, this phrase IMHO is therefore more than just friendly advice.

by Sexydimma December 27, 2014

Groundhogian

adj. - severe laziness, apathy, and indifference mixed with being an arrogant bitch

Dat Groundhogian mother fucker never took out that motha' fuckin' trash; then he told me he didn't take out the trash because none of it was his trash! What a Groundhogian twinky upper decker, infructus!

by Woolly October 4, 2004