groovin the moo

Getting a cow ready for a date.

"Honey? Get inside for supper."

"Sorry, I can't. I'm too busy groovin the moo"
"Ok, don't forget your gloves!"
"Why thank you. I'll refrain from doing any thing capricious on this most virtuous venture of the night. I'm nodda fukn slut bitch."
"Ok. So be it . I hope that moo rapes your corpse!

Have fun now."
"Thanks mum :) "

by The Reaper June 15, 2014

Grooming

The act of luring another with gifts, favors, promises, praise, or bbq ribs with the intent of gaining sexual favors. The perpetrator of "grooming" must have a significant advantage of emotional intelligence, financial independence, intelligence quotient or simply perpetrating against a minor.

Greg- "Hey Corky, would you like some of my tasty barbeque ribs while you watch the baseball game?"

Corky- "Sure. Corky hungry! Corky loves ribs!"

Greg- "Enjoy, you'll be giving me a {reach-around} later..."

Corky- "Huh?"

Greg- "Just {grooming} you. Finish your beer so we can go to my place."

by nelsonkw1 October 4, 2010

GROWLING AT THE BEAVER

A lancashire term for licking the bean, (licking the vagina).

licking the vagina or clitoris. growling at the beaver

by pornkingEDDIE August 8, 2006

Grooting

Using only one word or phrase to speak. Inspired by Guardians Of The Galaxy character Groot, who does this.

"Peaches," he growled. "Peaches."
"No offense, but why is he Grooting?"

by Yeeroezian May 20, 2016

Groovling

a term used to replace the word "sick" and/or cool

instead of: that game is so sick, we say, that game is so groovling.

by rsxrider1923 July 14, 2009

Grolling

What happens when idiots in the forbidden app get together to shitpost

We do a little grolling

by Birdwaffles March 18, 2021

grooli

A name to call someone who is a cuck with ginger hair

“Oh hey Andrew or should I say grooli”

by Mr56 August 21, 2023